I'm up like at least $700 since dec. 1, so its not been that bad lol ... Last 2 sessions have been arse. To be up after the last 2 sessions is a real accomplishment in my mind. In about 7-800 hands I had AA once (beat KK all in PF for $70 meow), KK once (raise PF and flop came with an A), and QQ once (made a set, lost to a flopped straight).

I have a feeling that tonights going to be the night dude. You coming?

2 nice sessions 3 tabling the $100NL...

Total hands - 1306
VPIP - 19.83 (I am getting tight wtf)
SB VPIP 38.78
25.81% WWSF
Amount won - $381.75
14.51 PTBB/100

went to SD - 21.29%
won at SD - 46.97 (this is foul wtf )

Hourly win rate $42.97 hell yeah

SD/100 = $70.52 - can anyone tell me if this is normal?

Some hands:


1. "I tried to tell the Biatch"

Paradise Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed)

UTG+1 ($40.00)
MP1 ($198.75)
MP2 ($74.25)
MP3 ($156.75)
CO ($229.50)
Hero ($143.50)
SB ($110.75)
BB ($43.75)
UTG ($59.75)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , . SB posts a blind of $0.50.
3 folds, MP2 raises to $2, MP3 raises to $8.5, 1 fold, Hero raises to $35, 2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to $88.5, Hero raises to $143.5, MP3 calls $55.

Flop: ($290.50) , , (2 players)

Turn: ($290.50) (2 players)

River: ($290.50) (2 players)

Final Pot: $290.50

Results in white below:
MP3 has Kc Kd (two pair, kings and tens).
Hero has As Ad (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $290.50.


2. "dicey PF call vs ATM from this hand: forum/viewtopic.php?t=9431"

Paradise Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed)

SB ($43.75)
BB ($66.25)
UTG ($57.50)
UTG+1 ($41.50)
MP1 ($109.50)
MP2 ($141.50)
Hero ($267.50)
Button ($90.50)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , . SB posts a blind of $0.50.

Flop: ($1.50) , , (8 players)

Turn: ($1.50) (8 players)

River: ($1.50) (8 players)

Final Pot: $1.50

Results in white below:
SB doesn't show.
BB has 7s 7c (straight, jack high).
UTG doesn't show.
UTG+1 has 6h Ks (one pair, eights).
MP1 doesn't show.
MP2 doesn't show.
Hero has Td Th (full house, tens full of eights).
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins $1.50.

Converter is screwy, I netted $105 here

really dont call this against any other player - much to my dismay, someone else called. i especially like how I had to re-suck the boat after making top set and getting raped on the turn. Veryy Syat-is-fying, thanks Teddy.

3. call this one "F*ck me if you know what to do here..."

Paradise Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (10 handed)

UTG ($17.50)
UTG+1 ($285.00)
UTG+2 ($75.50)
Hero ($147.25)
MP2 ($54.50)
MP3 ($141.25)
CO ($113.00)
Button ($50.25)
SB ($107.75)
BB ($40.00)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with , . SB posts a blind of $0.50.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, UTG+2 calls $1, Hero calls $1, 4 folds, SB (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($5) , , (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets $4, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to $10, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to $16, Hero calls $6.

Turn: ($37) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $20, Hero raises to $40, UTG+1 calls $20.

River: ($117) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $20, Hero calls $20.

Final Pot: $157

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Js Tc (three of a kind, tens).
Hero has Ac Ts (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $157.

Was it that obvious that he had a worse 10? Did I give up value here?

Anyway - total roll is almost exactly $5300. Not a bad little run here.

Yeah - I guess I was looking for monsters under the bed and was afraid of K10.

I really should have put him on a weaker 10, esp. in an unraised pot. I left about $80 on the table there -VILE So-CALLED ALLSTAR.

So anyway, just finished up a 505 hand session...

21.39% VPIP
37.13 WWSF (NICE)
amount won - $178.75 YUP

PT BB/100 - 17.7 (can i get an AMEN)
went to SD - 22.7%
won at SD - 63.33%

AF - 3.57%
Flop Aggression - 9% (yeah CB Master).

19 PF raises: 1st Action

Bets - 12
No Flop - 3
Raise - 2
Check - 1
Fold - 1

This is the way these proportions should always look. Let me repeat:

This is the way these proportions should always look.

Total roll -$ 5477.

December to date:

+$1177.50 at a rate of +11.25PTBB/100 or $29.29/HR (thats better than watching TV at a rate of $0.00/hr isn't it.

Things are going well, will posssibly post some hands later today, but a quick update for Monday and Tuesday.

Monday;

Hands - 518
VPIP - 17.95
SB VPIP - 30.91
WWSF - 31.86%
Amount Won - $188.75
PT BB/100 - 18.22
Went to SD - 18.58%
Won @ SD - 76.19%
PF Raise - 2.7% (way too low)
AF Total - 5.5
AF Flop - 4.29
AF Turn - 18 ( Called ONCE in 56 possible ACTIONs - Good job Star)
AF River - 3.5

HRLY RATE - $54.71

Tuesday:

Hands - 588
VPIP - 20.41
SB VPIP - 47.62
WWSF - 24.49%
Amount Won - $151.50
PT BB/100 - 12.88
Went to SD - 17.01
Won @ SD - 56%
PF Raise - 3.4% (way too low)
AF Total - 2.76
AF Flop - 3.08
AF Turn - 2.27
AF River - 3.0

HRLY RATE - $34.3

Just very happy with my poker right now...making good reads, not chasing draws at the wrong price, making good laydowns. I was initially ystuck 1.5 stacks last night (1 full one was a horribly proced outdraw and half a stack came when I had KK on a non-ace board, and the dude played 22 to a 7xbb pf re-raise and setted me. Thats fine, came back to end up 1.5 stacks to the good. Also engaged in some hardcore nosy bastard taunting as well as some nice LAG-donkey punishing with MVP 1 seat to my right. All in all a very good night.

Totals for December to date:

6869 hands
21.39 vpip
$1472.50 won
11.48 PTBB/100
19.3 went to SD
53.43 won @ SD
4.12 PF raise
$30.28 hourly rate

All makes for a very happy so-called allstar.

Total Roll is north of $5750

Have you been playin significzntly tighter lately...? I have about 400 or so hands against ya where I have you rated as a maniac... I think you're like 31/8... Either way, whatever's runnin for ya, stick with it (even though I wouldn't have folded JJ to that douchebag that I sucked out on)...

You must have caught me on a really drunken few sessions Bud. I am playing significantly tighter tho. I was consistently around 26/6, but have recently downshifted to like 23/4.5. The only difference is Im really just playing nothing but pairs from the first 3 seats, and mt December results are looking right, so I think this was a good move. Whats my WR in your DB by the way? i have you at +51PTBB/100 but in just 285 hands. i must have caught you at the right time LOL. Youre VPIP is a ludicrous 11% tho.

On a positive note, my +/- vs you is is +$64, no one else in my DB has taken more than $17 off of you. The answer to that is that I own you. Luckily for you, there are only 6.5 yrs left on the indentured servitude contract I bought on you.