All very low buy-in MTT's or satellites - $11 or less. Saying that play is horrible would be giving them oo much credit.
Hand 1: Blinds 25/50
[Js] UTG I raise to 200, horrible SB and BB both call. They will each drop their entire stack with any pair on the board and with a big Ace after it misses.
[5h][Tc] Pot 600
SB checks, BB bets 100 (1065 behind), I raise to 350, SB folds, BB calls
Pot 1300
BB checks (815 left) - I have 1940
Hand 2: Same MTT - different table Blinds 50/100
[8s] 2 off Button w/ 1200 left
I just open-pushed the hand before and took the blinds. It's folded to me again.
Hand 3: Blinds 15/30 - players are still bad but generally not as terrible
[2c] BB 3105 left after posting
UTG min-raises, 3 callers, I'm getting 9.5-1 to flop a flush draw so I call
[7c][Jc] Pot 315
Checked to OTB who bets 180, I call, UTG folds, both other players call
Pot 1,035
I ABSOLUTEY HATE that 3 people called
I check, another check, CO bets 675, OTB folds - CO has 1300 left and I cover.
Hand 4: Blinds 10/20 - 4th hand of MTT - remember that players are TERRIBLE
[Qd] in SB - everyone has about 1500
2 limps, CO min-raises to 40, OTB calls, I re-raise to 200, BB folds, both limpers call, CO re-min-raises to 360, OTB folds, I know I'm going to flop a King and get stacked, but can't fold in this pot now, 1 limper folds, 2nd limper calls again.
[Kh][8d] Pot 1,340
I have 1,100 left - what do I do besides curse life?