I'm on Party last night, playing some $25 PLO8 to try and get my groove back while still carefully trying to whore out my bonus on UB. I get AA39ss from the cutoff and raise the pot after it's been raised a couple of times. I think my raise was to $3.50 or so. I get 2 callers. Flop comes J97 rainbow and it's checked to me. I bet out half the pot ($5 or so) and the other 2 guys fold. Guy #1 then calls me a jerkoff in the chat window. Here's a bit of our conversation:

Dildo: jerkoff
JDLush: what's the matter dildo?
Dildo: ur an azz
JDLush: why's that? Afraid?
Dildo: no one likes it when you raise that much
JDLush: well, I like it, especially when guys like you call it then fold to a bluff on the flop
JDLush: I had nothing, but figured you'd be too afraid to call
Dildo: that's bs you ****
JDLush: we are playing pot limit, what did you think PL stood for poosah limit?
JDLush: maybe you should try the free tables
Dildo: **** you
JDLush: I think you can play Old Maid on yahoo, is that more your speed?

Unfortunately I never got into another hand with the guy and didn't get a chance to pop it when he limped, but it was sure entertaining.

What wasn't entertaining was the hand where I had KK34ds, got a flop with a K and 2 of my suit, hit the flush on the turn and got all in against a loose dimwit. Board didn't pair on the river and he shows AA23ds for the nut scooper.

He he he. Always fun