I just cant make a freakin hand online and when I do its some moron sucking out with a shit draw. Playing online is supposed to allow you to play more hands and even out the swings a little not for me lately. Since I had a nice day playing live I figured what the hell, lets play some online poker.
I played another 300 hands on paradise and its the same shit. Card dead or sucked out.
Here are my overall number for the 550 hands I've played on paradise in the last two days.
I have had AK and Aks 11 times, I have made a pair with it twice. Once I bet the flop and everyone folds. Then this beauty vs two morons.
GAME #1382628975 - (BLINDS $0.50/$1) NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLD'EM - 2006/03/29-23:49:39.5 (CST)
Table "Yasawa" (real money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: Suzzy Q ($200.00 in chips)
Seat 2: sc0tty2 ($107.65 in chips)
Seat 3: Rhound50 ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 4: wagon30 ($19.50 in chips)
Seat 5: dmibear ($173.90 in chips)
Seat 6: JGKrocks ($55.00 in chips)
Seat 7: hjpark70 ($26.85 in chips)
Seat 8: JD614 ($52.00 in chips)
Seat 9: MonsterDsju ($35.40 in chips)
Seat 10: Pongola ($572.65 in chips)
wagon30 : Post Small Blind ($0.50)
dmibear : Post Big Blind ($1)
Dealing...
Dealt to Rhound50 [ Kd ]
Dealt to Rhound50 [ As ]
JGKrocks: Fold
hjpark70: Call ($1)
JD614 : Fold
MonsterDsju: Fold
Pongola : Call ($1)
Suzzy Q : Call ($1)
sc0tty2 : Fold
Rhound50: Call ($1)
wagon30 : Call ($0.50)
dmibear : Check
*** FLOP *** :
wagon30 : Check
dmibear : Check
hjpark70: Bet ($2)
Pongola : Fold
Suzzy Q : Fold
Rhound50: Raise ($6)
wagon30 : Raise ($18.50)
dmibear : Fold
hjpark70: Raise All-in ($23.85)
Rhound50: Call ($19.85)
*** TURN *** : [ 2h]
[Qs ]
*** RIVER *** :
[ 3h ]
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $58.50 | Side pot 1: $14.70 | Rake: $3
Board:
Suzzy Q lost $1 (folded)
sc0tty2 didn't bet (folded)
Rhound50 lost $26.85
(a pair of aces)
wagon30 lost $19.50 (showed hand)
(a pair of aces)
dmibear lost $1 (folded)
JGKrocks didn't bet (folded)
hjpark70 bet $26.85, collected $73.20, net +$46.35 (showed hand) [ 8h Qh ] (a flush, ace high)
In 550 hands I saw AA once, KK and QQ 0 times. I have seen a total of 27 pocket pairs and flopped 2 sets once of which of course was a nice two outter.