Hitman... take this with as much salt as you can muster from the shittalkinist guy at BTP...

When Juskimo says "You wanna grab your ankles and slowly walk backwards into Kenny's bedroom"...

When Godlike says "I'd rather skullf*ck a billygoat then listen to one more goddamn thing you have to say about Kenny"...

When Mecos says "You goddamn mizorly testicle... Why dont you just take Kenny in the back and fuck fuck fuck fuck him till he bleeds from his fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck and then you can fuck his fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck raw"...

When Kfellmy says "lkfjsdoiugfiuta" (sorry, oldtimer BTP humor there)...

When Escape tries to get you to sodomize a cabbage with him...

When I go on any of my rants about Jebus only knows what, most likely filled w/ a lot of "mehs" and "bahs" and "circus elephant taints"...

It's ALL SAID IN JEST...

Stop being worried about what people say here, as they're mostly just shootin the shit in between losing poker sessions (or is that just me?).. I talked to Kenny, and he's not THAT freaked out by you, although he mentioned the lack of a reacharound as a possible sticking point... No one thinks your a molestor, at least until we develop that video we took last week...

Moral of this prolly too long post... Lighten up dood... You don't have to justify yourself to anyone, and no one thinks poorly of you just cause you wanna do a Buffalo Bill "Silence of the Lambs" "Do you wanna f*ck me?" scene with Kenny... Hell, I've seen him live, and I'll admit that he's got some decent tits...

Anyways... ran outta shit to say... So I'm out...

p.s... While most of the BTPers are just talkin crap, I would do my best to stay away from Escape... He really does fuck inanimate vegetables, and is on the recruiting trip more than a friggin jehovas witness... Dont ever turn your back on him, especially if your ass has even a passing resemblance for a pumpkin...

He has a few scenes he would like you to act out for him.

H, relax man. Its all in good fun. As I see it there are 2 options here.

1) you are kidding and dont understand that you cant spew idiotic musings and not expect crap for it. If you have a secret mancrush on other BTPers, have been known to enjoy humping guava, a history of enjoying your own urine, chase goats recklessly, get off by going on 56 hour benders fueled only by the perfume of cheap hookers and rat poison, tend to have encounters with guys getting busy with themselves in the bathroom, or all of the above, and you insist on going on and on about it, you need to know that you are going to get mocked for it.

2) if you are serious, then you do have issues.

MVP covered most of the rest of it.

Now start mizing some pots.

-Jus

Juskimo:

Cool...I just needed to know you were joking...It's all good. I'm glad you're here...I'm gonna need all the poker advice I can get. And the jokes...keep them coming, I just didn't know whether you were hitting me with some good-natured verbal slap-downs (which I admit I deserve, after all, I am the co-founder of the "Lilliput" Little People's Swingers League as well as other reputable sexual organizations) or whether you were flaming out at me...Again, one of the limits of electronic communication, and the fact that I was not yet acclimated to your unique brand of electronic communication...I think I get it now.

HitmanXL

Thanks for the rundown Kooz... although I knew all of em already and was being sarcastic...

One correction though... Guava = escape 10 days a week and twice on saturday...