Okay. This has to be my best poker episode of all time. Just got home and sat down at a few tables. HWP's software allows you to "classify player" thus putting a colored emblem next to their name until you de-classify them. So I have been "classifying" loose/maniacal players and simply adding a note to tight players, so that when I'm browsing games I can see what's up.

Anyways, this particular table didn't have any classifieds, but there was a bunch of money here on players I didn't recognize so I thought I'd datamine the table and see what's up. This is $400 NL 5-handed as per usual for me lately. So i drop 50$ at this table figuring out who's who and what's what and realize it's a good table. Then, heaven opens up and divine intervention occurs.

All of these hands happen against the SAME opponent within a 30 minute time frame.



Hand #1 - UTG

Seat 1: JJNymann ($1,258.35 in chips)
Seat 5: jeanaa ($670.80 in chips)
Seat 6: H E R O ($410 in chips)
Seat 7: JustTray ($453.20 in chips)
Seat 10: HrToll ($368 in chips)

PRE-FLOP
H E R O bets $12, JustTray folds, HrToll folds, JJNymann calls $10, jeanaa calls $8.

FLOP board cards ]
JJNymann checks, jeanaa checks, H E R O bets $24, JJNymann bets $48, jeanaa folds, H E R O calls $24.

TURN board cards
JJNymann bets $100, H E R O bets $350 and is all-in, JJNymann calls $250.

RIVER board cards

SHOWDOWN
H E R O shows
JJNymann shows [
H E R O wins $829.

***** Okay. At this point, this guy is clearly donktacular tendencies. Of course I will keep my eye on him.

Literally 3 or 4 hands later...

Hand #2 - on the button

Seat 1: JJNymann ($847.35 in chips)
Seat 5: jeanaa ($681.80 in chips)
Seat 6: H E R O ($847 in chips)
Seat 7: JustTray ($417.20 in chips)

PRE-FLOP
jeanaa folds, H E R O bets $12, JustTray folds, JJNymann bets $16, H E R O bets $48, JJNymann calls $40.

FLOP board cards
JJNymann bets $50, H E R O calls $50.

TURN board cards
JJNymann checks, H E R O checks.

RIVER board cards
JJNymann bets $25, H E R O calls $25.

SHOWDOWN
JJNymann shows
H E R O shows
H E R O wins $270.

*** I weak/tighted my way throught this hand. I know this guy is capable of having any two cards in this situation, and wasn't quite sure what to do with it. I probably could have greedily min-raised the river. Alas...He seems to be tilting

Literally 4 or 5 hands later, I call a 50$ raise on the river in a 10$ pot against this guy on a KJJxx uncolored board with a naked King. He had a Jack for trips. So I showed him I will gamble. Then, shortly thereafter...


in 2nd position

Seat 1: JJNymann ($795.75 in chips)
Seat 5: jeanaa ($670.80 in chips)
Seat 6: H E R O ($916 in chips)
Seat 7: JustTray ($416.60 in chips)
Seat 10: HrToll ($382 in chips)

PRE-FLOP
jeanaa folds, H E R O bets $12, JustTray calls $12, HrToll folds, JJNymann calls $8.

FLOP board cards
JJNymann bets $15, H E R O calls $15, JustTray folds.

TURN board cards
JJNymann bets $25, H E R O bets $60, JJNymann calls $35.

RIVER board cards
JJNymann bets $100, H E R O bets $400, JJNymann calls $300.

SHOWDOWN
H E R O shows
JJNymann mucks cards
H E R O wins $985.

*** LOL! WTF! This guy is fucking nuts! And clearly tilting! Luckily the deck IS JIZZING ALL OVER MY FACE! LOL

BUT WAIT!

Literally 2 or 3 hands later...

on the button again. (I hope he thinks I'm steal raising)


Seat 1: JJNymann ($258.75 in chips)
Seat 5: jeanaa ($704.80 in chips)
Seat 6: H E R O ($1,408 in chips)
Seat 7: JustTray ($412 in chips)
Seat 10: HrToll ($390 in chips)

PRE-FLOP
H E R O bets $12, JustTray folds, HrToll folds, JJNymann bets $18, jeanaa folds, H E R O bets $48, JJNymann calls $40.

FLOP board cards
JJNymann bets $100, H E R O bets $200, JJNymann calls $98.75 and is all-in.

TURN board cards


RIVER board cards

SHOWDOWN
H E R O shows
JJNymann mucks cards
H E R O wins $1.25, H E R O wins $518.50.


***** ZOMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUSTED

He then leaves the table, dejected. LOL. I'm very happy at this point, for obvious reasons. However, the table slows down for a few minutes and I contemplate taking my stack off the table. But low and behold, 10 or so hands later.... VILLAIN REAPPEARS!!! AND RELOADS!!! LOL


LITERALLY 2 HANDS AFTER HE RELOADS

in the BB

Seat 1: JJNymann ($312.40 in chips)
Seat 5: jeanaa ($712.80 in chips)
Seat 6: H E R O ($1,637.75 in chips)
Seat 7: JustTray ($404 in chips)
Seat 10: HrToll ($396 in chips)

PRE-FLOP
JustTray bets $15, HrToll folds, JJNymann calls $15, jeanaa folds, H E R O calls $11.

FLOP board cards
H E R O checks, JustTray bets $30, JJNymann bets $60, H E R O bets $180, JustTray folds, JJNymann calls $120.

TURN board cards
H E R O bets $200, JJNymann folds.

SHOWDOWN
H E R O wins $634.

*** Awww, he folded. He only has 100$ left at this point. Time for the kill.

Literally 2 or 3 hands later...

on the button. Usually a crap hand, but pure gold against this donk.

Seat 1: JJNymann ($117.40 in chips)
Seat 5: jeanaa ($696.80 in chips)
Seat 6: H E R O ($1,874.75 in chips)
Seat 7: JustTray ($355 in chips)
Seat 10: HrToll ($414.40 in chips)

PRE-FLOP
JJNymann bets $8, jeanaa folds, H E R O calls $8, JustTray calls $6, HrToll folds.

FLOP board cards
JustTray checks, JJNymann bets $100, H E R O calls $100, JustTray folds.

TURN board cards

*** Awww. An ace. He'll probably flip over A2o and take this one down. I'll put him all in anyways.

JJNymann bets $4, H E R O bets $10, JJNymann calls $5.40 and is all-in.

RIVER board cards

SHOWDOWN

H E R O shows
JJNymann mucks cards
H E R O wins $0.60, H E R O wins $243.80.

Nope! Haha! He didn't have shit.

So. In 30 minutes, this guy gave me $1600+. Cool, huh? I LOVE POKAH!

gg

ROFLMAO

welcome to BTP momo

MY GOD lol that's incredible nihans sir!

very nice