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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:09 pm

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Postby striker2550 » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:20 pm

Session #46
Limit .25/.50
+ 6.10
Balance $ 43.17

Was down about 5$ then caught some decent cards. Didnt hurt that there also was a big time calling station that played every hand and stayed in the hand if she had any draw or pc of the flop.

other stuff: What is the diff between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

Answer: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Postby striker2550 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:57 pm

Session #47
Limit .25/.50
+ 15.60
Balance $ 58.77

Flops hit me hard. Even flopped 2 boats. And got lots of nice action. Feels good when ya win, dont it?

Now I have 50+ bb for .50/1.00, so up I go........
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Postby striker2550 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:24 pm

Session #48
Limit .50/1.00
+ 12.75
Balance $ 71.52

Was up even more until I had AK, hit my K but other dude flopped a str8 with JQ. :evil:
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Postby striker2550 » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:36 pm

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Postby striker2550 » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:15 pm

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Postby striker2550 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:59 pm

Session #51
Limit .50/1.00
- 6.50
Balance $ 55.52

Couldnt hit any flops and didnt help that I ran my QQ into KK. Thats 3 losses in a row. No btp-er watching, but since Im recording in my journal, does that mean Im getting "Sebbed" by proxy?

Other stuff: Left-over Easter oyster stuffing rocks! And the butterscotch fudge aint bad either.
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Postby striker2550 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:41 pm

Session #52
Limit .50/1.00
-5.75
Balance $ 49.77

4 losses in a row damnit. Back to .25/.50 now cause broll less than 50bbs for .50/1.00

Other crap: A middle age man had a horrible industrial accident and had his penis completely sliced off and mangled. After healing and recieving 30,000 $ insurance settlement he was told by his doctor that there is a new experimental but successful procedure to attach a cadaver penis and it would be fully functional. The cost is 30,000 $. The man said "Doc, let me talk it over w/my wife." The next doctor appt the doc asked what his decision was. The man said "Doc, the wife says she would rather remodel the kitchen!" :shock:
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Postby striker2550 » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:39 pm

Session #53
Limit .25/.50
-3.90
Balance $ 45.87

5 in a row baby! Oh wait....they're losses, aint they? Well that really sucks.

The kicker is that in my "real" playing ( im at .50/1.00 because of broll limitations) I have won about 45 $ in the last 3 sessions. But I cant count it here cause after session #52 i had to drop to .25/.50 for this little experiment. Such is life......
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Postby striker2550 » Tue May 02, 2006 9:34 pm

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Postby striker2550 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:20 pm

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Postby striker2550 » Sat May 06, 2006 11:07 pm

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Postby striker2550 » Sun May 07, 2006 10:26 am

Session #57
Limit .25/.50
- 0.20
Balance $ 49.47

Well, at least it was a small loss.

Still just 2 bb from moving up.
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Postby striker2550 » Mon May 08, 2006 8:00 pm

Session #58
Limit .25/.50
+ 5.50
Balance $ 54.97

Won a bunch of small pots with naked aggression after showing a couple of AK and QQ hands which were played aggressively. Back up to .50/1.00 now.
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Postby striker2550 » Tue May 09, 2006 8:22 pm

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