I'm playing LO8 and I have a guy at my table who is a complete moron. I got a bit pissed when I capped preflop with A23xs and he hung in there with QJ82 and scooped, so I checked his stats.
He's played 90% of his hands, gone to showdown 50% of those and WON a freaking 90% of those showdowns!!
Please god let me grind him down...