All I know is if there was a forced sterilization program for stupid poker players 90% or so of my opponents today wouldn't be adding to the gene pool. That said I again ran just about as bad as you can run for a short period of time and got beat every possible way imaginable by the most improbable of hands. So god damn frustrating to keep running my AK top pair into phucking turned and rivered sets and four flush boards. Time for another beer run and hopefully get some justice this afternoon although I really am not in the mood to play much more today.

Well got some beer and then decided to burn off all my VIP points at various B2B's in some S & G action. Played 7 of them and finished in the money in 4 although no wins but still a good return (125 euros) for free play. At least got the loss back down to a manageable level. Some funny shit on the last one I played which was a 20+2. Two players bust out on the first two hands and a third by the end of the first level, then a medium stack goes all in with 66 and gets called in two places and the flop is A10x or something and one guy bets and the cat I guessed just logged out as he hit a 6 on the turn but never came back to play so that left 5 of us with one gone and one crippled by the middle of round two .

Well nothing quite like 46soooooooooooooooooted to dig you out of a hole. Actually turned a profit so far today after just a brutal morning.

Anna and the King 8161666-30586 Holdem Limit 10-20
[May 12 21:16:02] : Hand Start.
[May 12 21:16:02] : Seat 1 : BogotaMC has 1
[May 12 21:16:02] : Seat 2 : sheavy has 4
[May 12 21:16:02] : Seat 3 : lymans has 0
[May 12 21:16:02] : Seat 4 : trickpa has ,100
[May 12 21:16:02] : Seat 5 : BodyGlove has 7
[May 12 21:16:02] : Seat 6 : PMajestyk1 has 0
[May 12 21:16:02] : lymans is the dealer.
[May 12 21:16:02] : BodyGlove posted small blind.
[May 12 21:16:03] : BogotaMC : we all know you will give it back later
[May 12 21:16:03] : PMajestyk1 posted big blind.
[May 12 21:16:03] : Game [30586] started with 5 players.
[May 12 21:16:03] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[May 12 21:16:03] : Seat 6 : PMajestyk1 has
[May 12 21:16:05] : BogotaMC called and raised
[May 12 21:16:08] : sheavy called
[May 12 21:16:09] : lymans folded.
[May 12 21:16:12] : BodyGlove called
[May 12 21:16:16] : PMajestyk1 called
[May 12 21:16:16] : Dealing flop.
[May 12 21:16:16] : Board cards
[May 12 21:16:18] : BodyGlove checked.
[May 12 21:16:19] : PMajestyk1 checked.
[May 12 21:16:20] : BogotaMC bet
[May 12 21:16:21] : sheavy called
[May 12 21:16:23] : BodyGlove called
[May 12 21:16:24] : PMajestyk1 called
[May 12 21:16:25] : Dealing turn.
[May 12 21:16:25] : Board cards
[May 12 21:16:27] : BodyGlove checked.
[May 12 21:16:59] : PMajestyk1 bet
[May 12 21:17:00] : BogotaMC called
[May 12 21:17:02] : sheavy called
[May 12 21:17:04] : BodyGlove called
[May 12 21:17:04] : Dealing river.
[May 12 21:17:04] : Board cards
[May 12 21:17:06] : BodyGlove checked.
[May 12 21:17:08] : PMajestyk1 bet
[May 12 21:17:08] : BogotaMC folded.
[May 12 21:17:10] : sheavy called and raised
[May 12 21:17:12] : BodyGlove called and raised
[May 12 21:17:14] : PMajestyk1 called and raised
[May 12 21:17:15] : sheavy called
[May 12 21:17:17] : BodyGlove called
[May 12 21:17:17] : Showdown!
[May 12 21:17:17] : Seat 6 : PMajestyk1 has 6h 4h
[May 12 21:17:19] : Seat 6 : PMajestyk1 has 6h 4h
[May 12 21:17:19] : PMajestyk1 has Full House : 4s full of 6s
[May 12 21:17:20] : PMajestyk1 wins 7 with Full House : 4s full of 6s
[May 12 21:16:59] : Hand is over.
Pot: 440.00

ca. 5h: 152.00
May 1-12: 2686.00

Well the Eurodonks have me off to a nice start for the weekend. Played some 1-2 PL 5 Card Draw and it is just amazing how bad these guys are. I have never seen so many predraw raises when attempting to draw to straight and flushes.

Another short SH limit session before my morning beer run which turned out pretty nice. Certainly a much better feeling being up 300 at noon than having to face another day of clawing my way back from a 250 hole in the afternoon.

Another short session and another good win. Putting up some pretty nasty numbers for 1h10m of play

My gawd as MK has said the Eurodonks just cannot play limit holdem. They have pushed me up over the 500 dollar boundary for the 4th time this month. 500+ days are definately tite

Well leave it to MK to phuck up a good day. Saw him in a couple of tables with some real gems in it so I decided to take my cut as well and we both ended up just getting unmercifully beat by what had to be the best line up I have sat with in a very long time. Folks limping first in on the button, cold calling raises with no pair, no draw and two under cards, etc. The main should have been donator left up a bunch so I decided to just call it a night as that took the wind out my sails getting thrashed like a rag doll by those fools. Still a nice win I guess for the day but really disheartening to finish up like that.

I'll have to let old MK off the hook as he invited me back to another juicy game and this time I managed a very nice score courtesy of this hand.

Game # 328451251 - Texas Hold'em Fixed Limit EUR 5/10 - Table "Rome"

Players(max 10):
_MeZZa_ (EUR 122.00 in seat 1)
beefcattle (EUR 223.00 in seat 2)
YourM8 (EUR 252.25 in seat 5)
Majestyk6 (EUR 503.00 in seat 6)
SnuffinU (EUR 470.73 in seat 7)
Jray (EUR 171.00 in seat 8)
27offsuite (EUR 200.00 in seat 9)
King_Urban (EUR 132.50 in seat 10)

Dealer: SnuffinU
Small Blind: Jray (3.00)
Big Blind: 27offsuite (5.00)

majestyk6 was dealt: -

King_Urban Fold
_MeZZa_ Fold
beefcattle Fold
YourM8 Fold
Majestyk6 Raise (10.00)
SnuffinU Fold
Jray Raise (12.00)
27offsuite Call (10.00)
Majestyk6 Raise (10.00)
Jray Call (5.00)
27offsuite Call (5.00)

Flop - -

Jray Bet (5.00)
27offsuite Call (5.00)
Majestyk6 Call (5.00)

Turn - - -

Jray Bet (10.00)
27offsuite Raise (20.00)
Majestyk6 Raise (30.00)
Jray Call (20.00)
27offsuite Raise (20.00)
Majestyk6 Call (10.00)
Jray Call (10.00)

River - - - -

Jray Check
27offsuite Bet (10.00)
Majestyk6 Raise (20.00)
Jray Call (20.00)
27offsuite Raise (20.00)
Majestyk6 Raise (20.00)
Jray Call (20.00)
27offsuite Call (10.00)

Majestyk6 shows: - (a full house, jacks full of deuces)

Jray didn't show hand

27offsuite shows: - (two pairs, kings and deuces)

Majestyk6 wins: EUR 313.00 (with a full house, jacks full of deuces)
Rake: EUR 2.00

Game ended 2006-05-14 05:52:46 GMT+01:00



3h15m: 668.00
May 1-13: 3355.00

Another set of short session massacres at 3 sites. Finished up the Doyle's room bonus as well. It is certainly nice to be playing well, reading hands very well and otherwise just annihilating the fish without too many bad beats thrown in the mix.

Smashed a couple of folks at the Crypto Stud tables in a short session. Damn I love that game. I can't express how much I am looking forward to playing those live mixed games in Vegas and Cali.

Got in one final session today at WPEX at a couple of Omaha 8B tables and made a small amount to finish the night off.

Time: 2h: 252.00
May 1-15: 3607.00

Hopefully I will be situated by the first of October. If things work out I am also going to try to be there from early August until the series is over.

Good you can paint the pad, as I'm basically colorblind...

Well sports fans days much shittier than this fortunately don't come along too often. Posted most of the carnage in the bad beat session as the donks had their way with me thus far today. Going to take a break and perhaps get back in the saddle in a little bit.

Well in 1 hour more I have managed to drop another 311.00. I have surpassed what Caro called the "Threshold of Misery" and thus will not be playing any more today. This shit is so bad it is nearly comical.

Take into account that number below is including approximately 300.00 in bonuses and rake return so a pretty hefty phucking loss for playing 2-4 to 5-10 euro limit.

Played one more short session with some more fools and manged by the grace of god I guess to win about 30 back with bonuses thrown in. But check this damn hand out. I knew the donk had nada and he hemmed and hawed on the river and called with Q high to beat me. He was broke 10 minutes later and I managed to do some of the breaking so that felt nice.

Game # 330843528 - Texas Hold'em Fixed Limit EUR 5/10 - Table "Palermo"

Players(max 6):
Majestyk6 (EUR 161.50 in seat 1)
zaldivar9 (EUR 322.50 in seat 2)
Puma35 (EUR 196.50 in seat 3)
monitax2 (EUR 170.50 in seat 4)
n59 (EUR 265.50 in seat 5)
blomgren13 (EUR 259.37 in seat 6)

Dealer: n59
Small Blind: blomgren13 (3.00)
Big Blind: Majestyk6 (5.00)

majestyk6 was dealt: -

zaldivar9 Fold
Puma35 Fold
monitax2 Call (5.00)
n59 Fold
blomgren13 Call (2.00)
Majestyk6 Check

Flop - -[2c]

blomgren13 Check
Majestyk6 Check
monitax2 Bet (5.00)
blomgren13 Fold
Majestyk6 Raise (10.00)
monitax2 Call (5.00)

Turn - - -

Majestyk6 Bet (10.00)
monitax2 Call (10.00)

River - - - -

Majestyk6 Bet (10.00)
monitax2 Call (10.00)

Majestyk6 shows: - (high card jack)
monitax2 shows: - (high card queen)

monitax2 wins: EUR 73.00 (with high card queen)
Rake: EUR 0.50

Game ended 2006-05-17 03:04:15 GMT+01:00



4h: -869.00
May 1-16: 2735.00

You didnt get the memo???

The 5/10 players are REALLY goot...........

Piers dude, pretty obvious he was milking you, he knew he had the best hand dude. Q high after being checkraised on the flop is such a monster.

Well maybe played an hour today and ran better but still suffering from donks peeling with shit after I CR then and hitting to damn often.

Well hell just can't get untracked from the fools. Another hour session I suppose and lost 8.00.

Another fairly nice session of playing O8B at Party and WPEx. That game at Wpex had to be one of the nicest I have sat in in a while at Omaha and that is saying something. Those cats had some gambooooooooooooool in them. I managed to lose 100.00 pot with top set of Kings when the board managed to bring both the low and a flush but I still managed a decent win. I hope that game starts going every day.

In other news I downloaded and watched Thunderbolt and Lightfoot last night as I haven't seen it in probably 20 years but I remembered that I liked it. I hadn't remembered Catharine Bach being in it but damn she was one hot, smoking woman back then.

ca. 3h15m: 274.00
May 1-17: 3009.00

Nice little ditty here. This is why I nearly always defend my BB HU, the fools play so badly postflop that I don't mind giving up a bet preflop because when I hit I can more than make up for those misses.

***** Hand history (v1.1) *****
Hand ID 35956770
3.00/6.00 Texas Hold'em (Split Limit) - GMT Wed May 17 16:51:35 2006
Table 'Ring Game', 10 seats max, not started, Real money, Money game
Seat 7 is the button. SmallBlind 1.00, BigBlind 3.00
Note: seat IDs range from 0 to 9
Seat 1 (playing): bob_suited (154778), amount $235.00, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing): TheInstigator (157748), amount $178.13, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing): raiseagain (149821), amount $147.50, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing): rorty (154057), amount $94.50, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing): weema (155383), amount $64.88, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing): TortugaRum (161651), amount $94.25, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing): buyun (150850), amount $228.00, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing): broke77 (150316), amount $144.00, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing): Majestyk (153617), amount $250.12, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
broke77: Small Blind ($1.00)
Majestyk: Big Blind ($3.00)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Majestyk:
bob_suited: Fold ($0.00)
TheInstigator: Fold ($0.00)
raiseagain: Fold ($0.00)
rorty: Raise ($6.00)
weema: Fold ($0.00)
Player IBVegas (162486) joined table on seat 0 with an amount of $150.00
TortugaRum: Fold ($0.00)
buyun: Fold ($0.00)
broke77: Fold ($0.00)
Majestyk: Call ($3.00)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards:
Majestyk: Check ($0.00)
rorty: Bet ($3.00)
Majestyk: Call ($3.00)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards:
Majestyk: Check ($0.00)
rorty: Bet ($6.00)
Majestyk: Raise ($12.00)
rorty: Raise ($12.00)
Majestyk: Raise ($12.00)
rorty: Call ($6.00)
** Dealing River **
Community cards:
Majestyk: Bet ($6.00)
rorty: Call ($6.00)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Majestyk: Show Cards ($0.00)
rorty: Muck ($0.00)
** Showdown **
Main pot $76.00, Rake $3.00
Summary rorty [10d] : bet $39.00, won $0.00, net -$39.00, HiHand [two pairs, nines and twos][
Summary Majestyk: bet $39.00, won $76.00, net +$37.00, HiHand [three of a kind, twos][ 2s] , won $76.00 from main pot