Some choice hands:

Goldman gets owned by a pair of 2s:

$100 PL Omaha Hi-Lo - Sunday, May 21, 22:46:13 ET 2006
Table BadbeatPhil's pvt table 2 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 9: HakAllah ( $212.20 )
Seat 1: BadbeatPhil ( $109.63 )
Seat 5: TGoldman ( $98.95 )
Seat 4: JDLush ( $97.50 )
BadbeatPhil posts small blind [$0.50].
BurdTurglar posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to BadbeatPhil [ 3s Jh 2c Ac ]
TGoldman calls [$1].
HakAllah folds.
HakAllah: me
BadbeatPhil: oh didn't see the hearts, nm
BadbeatPhil raises [$3.50].
folds.
BadbeatPhil: nh
TGoldman calls [$3].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 7s, 9h ]
BadbeatPhil bets [$8.55].
TGoldman raises [$34.20].
HakAllah: 55/45 me
BadbeatPhil is all-In.
TGoldman is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qh ]
TGoldman shows [ As, 4s, Jc, 6d ] high card ace.
BadbeatPhil shows [ 3s, Jh, 2c, Ac ] a pair of twos.
BadbeatPhil wins $10.68 from side pot #1 with a pair of twos.
BadbeatPhil wins $196.90 from the main pot with a pair of twos.
There was no qualifying low hand.

I show why I'm currently back playing the 25s:

$100 PL Omaha Hi-Lo - Sunday, May 21, 23:24:00 ET 2006
Table BadbeatPhil's pvt table 2 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 9: HakAllah ( $235.42 )
Seat 1: BadbeatPhil ( $167.88 )
Seat 5: TGoldman ( $154.17 )
Seat 4: BurdTurglar ( $196.21 )
Seat 2: LeeLoo444 ( $91.90 )
TGoldman posts small blind [$0.50].
HakAllah posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to BadbeatPhil [ Qd Ac Ts 6d ]
BadbeatPhil raises [$3.50].
LeeLoo444 folds.
BurdTurglar calls [$3.50].
TGoldman: OWNED
HakAllah: lol
BadbeatPhil: hardly
TGoldman folds.
BadbeatPhil: raise the turn, XXXXhead
HakAllah: cute couple
HakAllah folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 6c, 7c ]
BadbeatPhil checks.
BurdTurglar checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
BadbeatPhil checks.
BurdTurglar bets [$6.75].
BadbeatPhil raises [$28.35].
BurdTurglar raises [$86.40].
BadbeatPhil is all-In.
BurdTurglar calls [$71.23].
** Dealing River ** [ Th ]
BurdTurglar shows [ Jd, Td, 2c, As ] a straight, seven to jack.
BurdTurglar shows 8,7,6,2,A for low.
BadbeatPhil shows [ Qd, Ac, Ts, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
BurdTurglar wins $167.63 from the main pot with a straight, seven to jack.
BurdTurglar wins Lo ($167.63) from the main pot with 8,7,6,2,A.
Badbeatphil:jesus, nh

I teach Hak not to fuck with me:

$100 PL Omaha Hi-Lo - Sunday, May 21, 22:59:08 ET 2006
Table BadbeatPhil's pvt table 2 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 9: HakAllah ( $242.15 )
Seat 1: BadbeatPhil ( $179.73 )
Seat 5: TGoldman ( $119.70 )
Seat 4: BurdTurglar ( $97.10 )
Seat 2: LeeLoo444 ( $99 )
HakAllah posts small blind [$0.50].
BadbeatPhil posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to BadbeatPhil [ Tc 3d Ah 9c ]
LeeLoo444 calls [$1].
BurdTurglar folds.
TGoldman folds.
HakAllah raises [$3.50].
BadbeatPhil raises [$12].
LeeLoo444 calls [$12].
HakAllah calls [$9].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5d, 8s, 4h ]
HakAllah checks.
BadbeatPhil checks.
LeeLoo444 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8c ]
HakAllah checks.
BadbeatPhil checks.
LeeLoo444 checks.
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
HakAllah bets [$37.05].
BadbeatPhil raises [$148.20].
LeeLoo444 folds.
HakAllah folds.
BadbeatPhil shows [ Tc, 3d, Ah, 9c ] two pairs, nines and eights.
BadbeatPhil shows 8,5,4,3,A for low.
BadbeatPhil wins $111.13 from the main pot with two pairs, nines and eights.
BadbeatPhil wins Lo ($111.12) from the main pot with 8,5,4,3,A.

Hak takes no notice:

$100 PL Omaha Hi-Lo - Sunday, May 21, 23:20:50 ET 2006
Table BadbeatPhil's pvt table 2 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 9: HakAllah ( $189.42 )
Seat 1: BadbeatPhil ( $247.98 )
Seat 5: TGoldman ( $115.77 )
Seat 4: BurdTurglar ( $201.71 )
Seat 2: LeeLoo444 ( $97.40 )
HakAllah posts small blind [$0.50].
BadbeatPhil posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to BadbeatPhil [ Qd 2h 7h 5h ]
TGoldman: 8.1%
LeeLoo444 folds.
BurdTurglar: colt 45?
HakAllah: old e?
BurdTurglar calls [$1].
TGoldman folds.
HakAllah calls [$0.50].
BadbeatPhil raises [$3].
TGoldman: STEEL RESERVE
HakAllah: king cobra?
BurdTurglar calls [$3].
TGoldman: 211
HakAllah calls [$3].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, Qh, Td ]
HakAllah checks.
BadbeatPhil bets [$11.40].
HakAllah: pure class
BurdTurglar folds.
HakAllah calls [$11.40].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5c ]
HakAllah checks.
BadbeatPhil bets [$33.10].
HakAllah calls [$33.10].
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
HakAllah bets [$99].
TGoldman: $1/CAN IF YOU GO TO THE RIGHT GAS STATION
BadbeatPhil: damn hak
BadbeatPhil folds.
HakAllah shows [ 4h, 6h, Ad, Th ] a pair of tens.
HakAllah wins $198 from the main pot with a pair of tens.
There was no qualifying low hand.

Here's me...

$5 PLO8 table= +$9
$100 PLO8 table= -$202
$25 PLO table= -$50
=======================
Total= -$243

Ouch, you guys suck! It seems Phil, januarymute, and JD all cleaned up. The rest about broke even. I was a big donator, and there was one other person who did worse than me, but I won't name her other than to say she's probably waking up a bad hangover.

TG, you were up big on the $5 PLO8 table for a while, what happened there?

I think Phil must have been on stack number 10 on that one when he gave up on it.

My guess is that Party was the big winner overall, the rake was brutal.

Phil, how did you manage to leave out this hand? The chat at the end was pretty satisfying---nothing like being told by a breakeven small-stakes player that I am a donk for getting stacks in as a favorite.


***** Hand History for Game 4330524832 *****
$100 PL Omaha Hi-Lo - Sunday, May 21, 22:43:33 ET 2006
Table BadbeatPhil's pvt table 2 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 9: HakAllah ( $107.10 )
Seat 1: BadbeatPhil ( $220.08 )
Seat 5: YouGotScoopd ( $95.50 )
Seat 4: BurdTurglar ( $98 )
BurdTurglar posts small blind [$0.50].
YouGotScoopd posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HakAllah [ Ah 2s 7h Kc ]
HakAllah raises [$3.50].
BadbeatPhil calls [$3.50].
BurdTurglar folds.
YouGotScoopd folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 2c, 9h ]
HakAllah checks.
BadbeatPhil bets [$8.10].
HakAllah raises [$32.40].
BadbeatPhil raises [$97.20].
HakAllah is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2d ]
BadbeatPhil shows [ As, 6h, Jh, 7s ] two pairs, jacks and twos.
HakAllah shows [ Ah, 2s, 7h, Kc ] three of a kind, twos.
BadbeatPhil wins $1.70 from side pot #1 with two pairs, jacks and twos.
HakAllah wins $213.70 from the main pot with three of a kind, twos.
There was no qualifying low hand.


HakAllah: ty
BadbeatPhil: LOL
BadbeatPhil: you were crushed donkey
HakAllah: not quite
BadbeatPhil: I'll look it up
HakAllah: probably 3:2 fav actually
BadbeatPhil: me?

rofl.

As I said straight afterwards, I didn't see that you had hearts.

BadbeatPhil. Oh, you had hearts, nm
BadbeatPhil: nh.
HakAllah: 55/45

Do you often get quartered by "breakeven small stakes players"?:

***** Hand History for Game 4330421019 *****
$100 PL Omaha Hi-Lo - Sunday, May 21, 22:32:37 ET 2006
Table BadbeatPhil's pvt table 2 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 9: HakAllah ( $98.90 )
Seat 1: BadbeatPhil ( $99 )
Seat 5: YouGotScoopd ( $101.75 )
BadbeatPhil posts small blind [$0.50].
YouGotScoopd posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to BadbeatPhil [ Ah 9h Jc 5h ]
HakAllah raises [$3.50].
>You have options at YouGotScoopd's pvt table 1 Table!.
BadbeatPhil calls [$3].
YouGotScoopd calls [$2.50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, Jh, 4d ]
BadbeatPhil checks.
>You have options at YouGotScoopd's pvt table 1 Table!.
YouGotScoopd checks.
HakAllah bets [$5].
BadbeatPhil raises [$25].
YouGotScoopd folds.
HakAllah calls [$20].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]
BadbeatPhil bets [$59.50].
HakAllah is all-In.
BadbeatPhil calls [$10.90].
** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
BadbeatPhil shows [ Ah, 9h, Jc, 5h ] a flush, ace high.
BadbeatPhil shows 6,5,4,3,A for low.
HakAllah shows [ As, 7c, 9d, 5s ] a straight, three to seven.
HakAllah shows 6,5,4,3,A for low.
BadbeatPhil wins $100.15 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.
HakAllah wins Lo ($50.07) from the main pot with 6,5,4,3,A.
BadbeatPhil wins Lo ($50.08) from the main pot with 6,5,4,3,A.

I don't know what Phil was so upset about, he scooped the side pot.