Headsup against mega-lucky-donk. I pickup 44 in the SB and raise about 3x BB, pretty standard. He calls. Flop comes 653 rainbow giving me a pair and OESD. The pot is 2700 and I have 3200 chips left. I lead out by pushing all-in. He thinks for a while... then calls with J9. He spikes a J on river.

I didn't even say a word. Man, I wish everyone would call me with J-high after I pre-flop raise and push the flop.