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Postby Allstar7 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:27 pm

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:14 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:43 pm

YEah Roy-ALE believe me I know its a heater. But compared to last months awfulness that was less that 3ptbb/100 or so, its worth it. lets see how the month ends, because, like I said, 33ptbb/100 is not reality. I'm due for a few kicks in the nuts.
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Postby Twelver » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:35 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:33 pm

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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:35 pm

GOTTA LOVE THESE


Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $237.40
Button: $192.60
SB: $310.90
Hero: $249.90

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with [Ad] [As]
UTG calls, Button folds, SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $15, UTG folds, SB raises to $37, Hero raises to $83, SB calls.

Flop: [7c] [9s] [4h] ($168, 2 players)
SB bets $223.9, Hero calls all-in $162.9.
Uncalled bets: $61 returned to SB.

Turn: [5h] ($493.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $493.8)


River: [8c] ($493.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $493.8)


Results:
Final pot: $493.8
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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:36 pm

Only fuggin donks minraise and here's why, he can take his Ako and cram it up his arse

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $440.70
Button: $164.00
SB: $132.65
BB: $117.20

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with [Ah] [6h]
Hero raises to $8, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: [Th] [Kh] [9c] ($18, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $13, SB raises to $26, Hero calls.

Turn: [3h] ($70, 2 players)
SB bets $16, Hero raises to $65, SB calls.

River: [5h] ($200, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $30, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: $30 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $200
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Postby mike_m235 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:36 pm

He's gotta have the KK, right?
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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:37 pm

Another donk minraise from the same douchetard

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $25.75
CO: $110.30
Hero: $275.20
SB: $89.00
BB: $262.30

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with [Ah] [7h]
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB folds, SB folds, BB raises to $8.5, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: [Ad] [5c] [7d] ($26.5, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $13, BB raises to $26, UTG folds, Hero calls.

Turn: [Th] ($78.5, 2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls.

River: [7s] ($100.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $180.5

FU Converter he had AK
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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:38 pm

Ever seen QQ played worse?

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $134.50
Button: $147.00
SB: $112.60
Hero: $379.70

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with [3h] [4s]
UTG calls, Button raises to $4, SB folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: [3d] [Kc] [6s] ($13, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, Button checks.

Turn: [3c] ($13, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, Button bets $25, Hero calls, UTG folds.

River: [Ac] ($63, 2 players)
Hero bets $30, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $123
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Postby Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:38 pm

I missed a bet like a real donk

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $199.25
Button: $221.10
SB: $365.30
BB: $390.00

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with [4c] [Ac]
Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $8.5, Hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: [9h] [As] [5h] ($25.5, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: [7d] ($59.5, 2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero calls.

River: [2d] ($81.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: $81.

FU converter he had J9o
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