Gnarly! Booked another 1.13 hours (yeah, I know, I'm a slimy, low-life hit-and-runner) and came out 325 ahead! Really puts me back on track for the week.

Funny factoid, I was dealt 66 four times today, and hit a set every time! The fact that I lost big on two of the four hands adds a rather somber note.

Another funny factoid: I'm now up ~700 for the week, but I'm still too god-damned cheap to pay Monk his $3 back.

-TW

You are the biggest asshole I've ever met. That was freaking hilarious!

Alright dood. Ill give youcredit on that one- that after reading about how fundamentally degenerate you are at your very CORE, I almost crapped my pants, pissed myself, and popped a brain aneurism all at once when i read that crap about you quitting. I dont even know you cept from your blog, and i was like holy shit! If a thwarted gas station attendant can go and quit playin poker too, then maybe my girlfriend is right that instead of spending my time in law school playing poker online in class (we get wireless internet! WHEEEE!) and occassionally making snyde side comments about how stupid the lecture topic is, or how retarded the prof is, I should be out there looking for a gayass lawyer job. But thank the good lord that you put kibosh on that thought. Sall about the 'local gas station attendant makes good at low limit holdem' - an inspiration to degenerates everywhere.

Word!

First things first.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DRUNK...i mean...HAPPY ST. DRUNKEN'S...i mean...bottoms up!

I played 3 hours today, and booked a total win...of...something-or-other. Ummmm...I'm pretty sure it was between 1 and 2057...ummmmmm....does $315 sound right? It was something like that.

So then, the guy starts talkin all dirty and shit to my mother's sister's podiatrist. And I'm like, "Dude! I don't even fuckin LIKE cabbage!" Ya had to be there.

So, I'm not really gonna play much tomorrow, because me and my pal have a case of Guinness to down tomorrow, ya know, to celebrate the holiday the way it should be. And stuff. Little drunk right now, eh? Eh.

-TW

Fuck that's some good swearin'!

How the FUCK did you just say FUCK without it showing up like FUCK?

-TW

No fucking clue

Incidentally, I'd like to apologize to the more sensible readers of this blog, assuming they're out there somewhere, who may be offended by the level of ****in' swearing in some of these recent god-damned posts.

Pretentious fuckers...

-TW

Shit, tetsuo is gonna SO ban my fuckin fuck of a fuckin ass.

-TW