Just when I get tired of the ridiculous suckouts, etc. I run into a guy like last night. I carved his name into my desk just in case my buddy list is zapped. I don't want to lose it.

He's 90/8 and he plays full stacked. He bets $2 on the flop every time. Pot is $25. He's betting 2.


Here's a few.

He limps, I raise to 10 with AKs he calls. Flop is QT7, two to my suit. He bets 2, I raise to 30. He calls. Turn is a J. He checks. I bet 1/2 pot, he min raises. I call. River is a brick, he check/calls my value bet with... 3[s] 3[d]. I love that turn min raise.

Later, fully stacked. He limps, I have Q[s] T[s] OTB. I raise to $10. Only he calls. He's limp calling, so I know he has Axs or a pp.
Flop Q[d] 7[s] 2[s]. He bets 2 of course, I raise to 30, he calls. Turn is 9[d]. He open pushes. I call. He has A[d] 7[s]. I river a T to stomp on his dead corpse.

Clueless. He reloaded , but I had to sign off to attend to girlfriend duties.

They're that bad!