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Postby black_knight6 » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:33 pm

Here's the hand:

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $150.31
Hero: $195
MP1: $195.70
MP2: $684.40
MP3: $396.58
CO: $211.55
Button: $307.25
SB: $241.66
BB: $308.85

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG+1 with [8s] [8c]
UTG calls, Hero calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $13, UTG calls, Hero calls, 4 folds.

Flop: [Kc] [2s] [8h] ($47, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: [2c] ($47, 3 players)
BB bets $25, UTG calls, Hero raises to $60, BB calls, UTG folds.

River: [Ts] ($192, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $90, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $372
Hero shows 8s 8c
BB doesn't show As Ad


Here's where it got funny. About an hour later, he raises in LMP and only I call (in position) with TT. Flop comes Q-high rainbow...he checks, I bet 2/3 pot, he checkrraises 3x...I type "QQ?" and then fold.
Villian: "you owe me money!"
Me: "I don't owe you @#$&, not my fault you suck"
Villian: "suck is right...in how you SUCKed out on me earlier"
Me "I didn't suck out, I hit on the flop"
Villian: "you had NO BUSINESS being in that hand in the first place with 88! You called $15!"
Me: "Not my fault you're stupid enough to lose your stack with AA"
At this point a few others chime in to tell villian to stfu.

I usually never do this because it alerts the fish etc...but I was about to finish and I'll be changing my SN soon anyway...so it's not like they'll recognize me :P It was just funny...implied odds are a beautiful thing.
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Postby Danhdan » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:23 pm

"Million dollar play, ten cent finish."

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

"Laugh and the world stares at you; cry, and the world stares at you."
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Postby SNGNOOB » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:06 pm

^ Dont listen to him, he's a noob
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Postby k3nt » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:26 pm

Bet the frickin' flop.
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Postby black_knight6 » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:45 am

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Postby black_knight6 » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:46 am

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:04 pm

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Postby black_knight6 » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:05 pm

You people all suck...no one paid attention to the chat, which is the only reason I posted the hand :P
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Postby kcb » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:29 am

[Tc][Ts]
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:10 pm

Bet the flop...

and... youre a donk for not stackin him...
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Postby SinkRox » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:55 pm

Grinding 200nl 5max. Experimenting.
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