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Postby hard2tel » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:22 am

Update for 7/14-15/06-

I only played for an hour and a half on 7/14 for a $36.55 profit. meh.

But today i 6 tabled for 6 hours to try and make up for my laziness i guess. My session-

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Just an average session...lost one stack with AA vs KK allin PF..'sigh'...lost around a stack making stupid plays...but made like 8 stacks taking advantage of the donks. so eh...im happy with my play i guess.

I also played 3 tourneys yesterday...didnt cash in any. Again in the $10 R&A on Stars i get buttfucked during the middle-late stages of the tourney. KK vs AK..lose. JJ vs 99..lose. KK vs AA twice..lose both times. I had a big stack before that shit...but it could only take so much. I busted out just before the money. So i had a -$95.00 profit in tourneys it looks like.

Total profit for both days- $493.8

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:48 am

PokerStars Game #5586775270: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/07/17 - 03:36:29 (ET)
Table 'Apollo' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Bigbyrdbluff ($51.30 in chips)
Seat 2: hard2tel ($215.40 in chips)
Seat 3: orlov ($115 in chips)
Seat 4: heat517163 ($103.20 in chips)
Seat 5: pokeherfast ($48.55 in chips)
Seat 6: moneymike029 ($25.90 in chips)
heat517163: posts small blind $0.50
pokeherfast: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heat517163 [5h 6d]
moneymike029: folds
Bigbyrdbluff: folds
hard2tel: raises $3 to $4
orlov: folds
heat517163: calls $3.50
pokeherfast: folds
*** FLOP *** [7h Ac 8h]
heat517163: checks
hard2tel: bets $7
heat517163: calls $7
*** TURN *** [7h Ac 8h] [7s]
heat517163: checks
hard2tel: checks
*** RIVER *** [7h Ac 8h 7s] [Qh]
heat517163: bets $15
hard2tel: folds
heat517163 collected $21.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $23 | Rake $1.10
Board [7h Ac 8h 7s Qh]
Seat 1: Bigbyrdbluff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hard2tel folded on the River
Seat 3: orlov (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: heat517163 (small blind) collected ($21.90)
Seat 5: pokeherfast (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: moneymike029 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

hard2tel: damn man your tight as hell

DOH...

Hey, do you have AIM, cause I felt bad tellin you what a donk you were in the room :D
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:11 am

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Postby hard2tel » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:51 pm

Update for 7/17/05-

I only played a 3 hour session today. Again 6 tabling...nothing special happened. Profit- $340.70

I also played the $10 R&A again...fucked up and lost my top 50 stack with QQ vs AA. meh. I just couldnt let it go. Good thing i only spent $31 in the thing...

Total Profit- $309.70

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:30 pm

Nothing special happened... +$340...??? I need some of your "nothing special happening"
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Postby hard2tel » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:54 am

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Postby shamdonk » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:28 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby hard2tel » Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:35 am

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Postby hard2tel » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:45 am

Update for 7/18/06-

It finally happened...i had a losing day. Armageddon is upon us.

4 hours 6 tabling..Profit- -$172.05

It was just one of those sessions. Set over sets, bigger flush vs small flush..meh..i guess i have to accept the fact that it happens.

And then this morning i decided to play a session..you know, get back into the winning groove...clear all the losses from the yesterday...

After an hour and a half i was down 5.5 buyins. FIVE AND A HALF BUYINS IN 90 MINUTES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

It was like a perfect storm. Everything came together to fuck me in the ass...over and over...and over again. I didnt hit a set. I didnt hit a draw. My CB's were being raised everytime. If i were dealt KK..the player on my left would have AA. If i were lucky enough to hit a flush draw....someone would have a bigger one. It was spectacularly sick.

I brought the deficit down to $400 after 3 hours and was about to leave when i got in a hand vs another big stack when i had $200 on the table. I hit the nuts on the river, i bet at him, and he comes over the top...giving me his stack with a bluff. TY SIR. I really needed that. So after the worst session of my life i was only down 2 buyins. whew.

Im gonna play another session later today...i'll be ecstatic if i can end the day with a profit.

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Postby hard2tel » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:47 am

Update for 7/19/06-

Well i ended up not playing the second session yesterday. I didnt feel like i could focus very well after 24 hour of no sleep..so i didnt bother. Cash game Profit- -$203.00

I did however play 3 satellites for the Sunday tourney...and a $20 180 person SNG. Didnt place in any. I swear im cursed..i just cannot get a seat playing those satellites. It really is incredible. I expect to have a really big run in those things soon...or at least i better...

So Tourney Profit- -$115.00

Total Profit- -$318.00

Also today, me and some friends decided to go to the baseball field and play HR derby. It was 100 degrees. I thought i was gonna die. Which is pretty sad because a couple years ago i was playing baseball pretty much everyday. meh.

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Postby hard2tel » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:38 pm

Update for 7/20/06-

fuck. I just played the $10 R&A and again get screwed. AA vs KK vs 77. K on flop...gg me. UNBELIEVABLE. I AM FUCKING CURSED in tourneys right now. I have been losing the 'big' hand every fucking time lately....would of had a big chip stack in each case..i just cant get a break.

I spent $51 in that...and $51 in a Satellite...of course not getting a seat... I also cashed in a $10 6max tourney for $24. yay me...lol

Tourney Profit- -$78.00

I also played a 5 hour session...nothing is going right there either, unfortunately. I actually ended with a profit of $152.15...so i guess considering the circumstances i cant be too unhappy.

Total Profit- $74.15

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Postby hard2tel » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:22 am

Update for 7/21/06-

I played a 3 hour session yesterday..profit- $146.50

Still cant get anything going..im just not hitting any big hands like i was before the bad streak. oh well. It should turn around soon.

I also went apeshit in a $10R&A. I believe my total spent was $201...i just didnt care. And my table was freaking awesome for a rebuy too. By the end of the rebuy period my table had 3 of the top 5 chip leaders...lol. With me in 2nd. So i was in great position for a run at a big payday...

Then i lost half my chips to another big chip stack..most of which was on a bad river call. Couldnt get anything going..as usual...dropped to below average in chips...fought back to average. Then hung around average for a few hours until just before the money when i got fucked in the ass again..

Im in the BB and its folded around to the SB who seems like a decent player..not great, but decent...he has an average chip stack too. He raises to 10000..(blinds are 1k/2k). I have TT and push for around 30K more. HE INSTACALLS WITH A4o...wtf? And then of course hits the wheel on the river. Would of been top 15 in chips with 110 players left. (top 99 get paid)

One of these days im gonna not get fucked in one fo these tourneys and run away with it. I can just feel a win coming soon..i mean seriously..i cant keep running this bad for much longer...

Total profit for today- -$54.50

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Postby hard2tel » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:19 am

Update for 7/22-24/06-

Alright, so on Sunday I played the 1Mil Guaranteed on Stars. I play really well and end up cashing for $1400 or so. I was actually in the top 20 for the last couple hours of the tourney but i ran into some bad luck. I REALLY wanted to make a run at the final table so i took a couple chances with coin flips that didnt pan out. And then i made my stand with KJ against a guy who ended up having AQ preflop..didnt improve. Just wasnt meant to be, unfortunately.

Since that tourney ive spent a lot of time thinking about my play during the late stages. I think i might of forced the issue a little bit. I wanted to make a big run SO bad i think that might of clouded my judgement a bit. Looking back at the hands..i just cant see how i could play any differently though. Except for the KJ hand. I wasnt desperate for chips yet, my M was still like 10..but an above average stack raises from 2 off the button..and im sitting on the button with KJ and i feel like i need to make a play...meh, i just cant decide if that was the correct play or not. Im gonna be thinking about that hand for a long time to come...

Ok, whatever, the good news is i played really well and had a good cash to make up for a bad week. Moving on...

So after the 1mil i celebrated my cash by playing the $10R&A and rebuying like 25-30 times...it was sweet...lol. I actually ended up cashing for like $200 so i made most of it back. :)

And then tonight i did the same thing and didnt cash. :cry:

Im not gonna go apeshit like that again for awhile...not very profitable.

I lost track of exactly how much i spent in the rebuys so im just gonna forget i ever played those. heh. My week officially begins tomorrow...

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