...this winner, who apparently doesn't realize that he's playing the board...

Ultimate Bet 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
UTG =#A500AF(DonkeyOfTheDay)/ calls, MP calls, 1 fold, Button calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) , , (5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, DonkeyOfTheDay checks, MP checks, Button checks.

Turn: (2.50 BB) (5 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, DonkeyOfTheDay calls, MP calls, Button folds, Hero folds.

River: (5.50 BB) (3 players)
BB checks, DonkeyOfTheDay bets, MP raises, BB folds, DonkeyOfTheDay 3-bets, MP caps.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

Results in white below:
DonkeyOfTheDay has Kd 9h (straight, king high).
MP has Ad Ts (straight, ace high).
Outcome: MP wins 12.50 BB.