i would NEVER play anywhere else with tables this good.

i'm thinking of immigrating to sweden after this post.

this post brings a tear to my eye -- it's clearly evidence that the poker gods do exist.

i'd have a pretty solid 35% or so VPIP, and i'd be willing to show down second or third nuts unless the bets were big and/or the hands were readable.

GF burnt some money so I had 60 left, sat down at some 1/2 FL tables and proceeded to lose with...

JJ, I raise, A5o calls. Flop comes Q high, I bet he calls. I check turn, he hits his 3 outer on the river.

TT I raise and AQ calls, flop is 557 and he calls and hits his Q.

AA gets 4 callers, one has J9o and flops trips.

Played 3 hands, lost 3 hands, down to 30 now. Looks like I will have to reload

with the JJ hand, you have to bet the turn... people call with A-high all the fvcking time.

My two favorite Hold'em calls of the night:

Hero: Calls 1.00
järnochvin: Folds
Zoolen: Calls 1.00
Fisheater: Raises 3.00
RödBoll: Folds
the rock8: Calls 3.00
KeepSmilin: Calls 3.00
BOLZONE: Folds
yum-yum: Folds
rocar: Folds
raggsocka: Raises 15.00
Zoolen: Calls 15.00
Fisheater: All in
the rock8: Calls 24.40
KeepSmilin: Folds
raggsocka: All in
Zoolen: All in
the rock8: Folds

Zoolen has
Fisheater has

I flop a set, they miss their flopped gutshots and runner draws and my hand holds.


The other one a shortstack openlimps in LP, SB completes and I raise to 6BB in the Big Blind with TT. Flop comes A97. I put the shorty in for his last 7BB, SB folds. He flips over for no pair no draw, but hits his K on the turn to drag. Pretty damn funny call none the less.