I get this beauty tonight -

Ultimate Bet
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $1./$2
4 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $36.75
Hero: $74.25
SB: $115.50
BB: $59

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with
UTG calls (1.5:1), Hero calls (2.5:1), SB calls (3.5:0.5), BB checks.

Flop: (4SB, 4 players)
SB bets, BB calls (5:1), UTG raises, Hero calls (8:2), SB calls (10:1), BB calls (11:1).

Turn: (6BB, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, SB folds, BB calls (9:2), UTG calls (11:1).

River: (12BB, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls (22:1).

Results:
Final pot: 20BB
Hero shows 9s 9c
UTG shows Qc 9d

On the flop:

Board: 9h 8s 3d
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 97.9798 % 97.98% 00.00% { 9c9s }
Hand 2: 02.0202 % 02.02% 00.00% { Qc3c }


On the turn:

Board: 9h 8s 3d Qs
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 95.4545 % 95.45% 00.00% { 9c9s }
Hand 2: 04.5455 % 04.55% 00.00% { Qc3c }

Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this; AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Thanks, Xas. I needed the laugh (because poker sure as heck isn't giving me anything to laugh about...)