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Postby TightWad » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:21 pm

Since I'm still a bit too hung over to start hitting the tables, I decided that I'll crunch some numbers and try to formulate a sort of plan as far as how my poker career should progress. So far, in about 22K hands of 3-6, my winrate is just over 2 big bets an hour, per table...but in the interest of not being too overly-optimistic, I'm gonna base all this on maintaining a 1.5bb/hour rate.

EDIT: I have attatched a shortened version of what follows at the very end of the post, so feel free to skip ahead! I must apologetically note that this post is not really intended to be a "good read", it's actually just a written account of what happens when I have a calculator and a lot of time on my hands.

Right! So, if I can average a 30-hour week from now on, playing 3 tables at a time, that should give me an average weekly gain of 810. 500 of that will be my salary, leaving a 310 addition to the bankroll. My bankroll right now...is...ahem...not as high as it should be for someone who plays for a living :oops: I've always been a bit loathe to mention it, because I know everyone's gonna yell at me and call me mean names like "irresponsible dumbass" or "reckless fuck-tard"...but, what the hell, I've been called worse by my mother.

My bankroll at the start of this week was $1730. Heh heh...so while I'm sort of teetering on the brink of danger, I think a couple good weeks will put me right back in my comfort zone. ANYWAY, back to the point, I want a $5000 bankroll before I move up to 5-10, so with adding 310 a week, that'll take about 11 weeks. Therefore, I think July 1st is a reasonable enough date to set as the official start of my move up to 5-10. If it happens sooner, great! If not, that means I'm either not booking enough hours, or not playing as well as I'd like to think I'm able.

Right, so let's assume that, even though 5-10 is tougher, I'll have magically become better by the time I start playing that level, and I can still maintain a 1.5bb/hour winrate. Bit of a stretch? I don't know. But anyway, that'd boost my weekly gain to $1350, and I'd also boost my salary to $750, thus leaving 600 extra in the bank-roll every week. I'd like a bankroll of a solid 12,000 before moving up to 10-20, which would take...ummmmmm....another 11.6666666666666666666666 weeks. We'll round up and just say another 3 months, and thus I'd be starting up the 10-20 level at the beginning of October.

NOW, to further stretch the boundaries of realism, we're gonna pretend that when I move up to 10-20, I'll have once again been visited by some sort of magical genie that allows me to elevate my play such that I can still pound out a 1.5bb win-rate at the 10-20 games! Oh, come on, stranger shit has happened...I hope...If I managed that, I could expect to pull in $2700 in a 30 hour week, at which point I'd cream my pants and up my salary to 1500, leaving an extra 1200 in the bankroll every week. To move up to the 15-30 level, I'd want a bankroll of 20,000, i.e. 666.66666666666666666666 big bets. I have a thing for sixes...which, coincidentally, would take 6.666666666 weeks! HAH HAH! Long story short is as follows: if I (a) average 30 hours per week, and (b) manage to work hard enough on my game so as to be able to beat higher limits for 1.5BB and hour, I should be playing 15-30 by the start of next year, which would just SO fucking ROCK!

What does all this prove? Absolutely nothing. It's a lot easier to "assume" a 1.5BB/hour winrate at higher levels than it is to actually put in the effort and focus required to make it happen. But at the same time, it's certainly not impossible. The goal-dates I've listed in this lengthy rant may certainly be optimistic, and probably also assume I'm a better player than I really am...but if nothing else, they give me something to shoot for, and perhaps the incentive to become good enough to make them happen. The truth, of course, is that if I can only manage 1.5bb/hour at the 3-6 tables, I'm sure as hell not gonna be able to manage the same at the 10-20 or 15-30 level! Right, I grant you that. Which is why it's time to give myself a good kick in the ass, hit the books, and become the player I'd like to be.

No, there really wasn't a "point" to this post per se, other than the aforementioned motivational purpose. Let's face it; I'm a money-driven player. The prospect of someday playing in games where a single blind-steal adds up to what I'd currently call "a profitable day" can't help but entice me. Playing 15-30 at the start of next year may very well be a pipe-dream, but if it is, than that's a reflection on me, and an indication that I'm not doing as well as I could.

AND NOW, THE SHORTENED VERSION! Blah, blah, blah, blah, embarassingly small bankroll, blah, BLAH BLAH, blah, pipe-dream, blah, blah, blah, ridiculous reference to magical genie, BLAH, blibbidy blah-blah, overly-optimistic assumption, blah...blah. BLAH BLAHDY-BLAHDY-BLAH! BLAH BLAH! Blah, blah? Blah blah, per se, Blah! blah.

-TW
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Postby TightWad » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:54 pm

Despite my allegedly renewed fervor, it's not lookin good for the 40-hour goal. But I still got 4 days left to pick up the slack.

Hours played...4:00
End Result...+$316

The bright side, obviously, is that I still had a very nice day in the limited hours I did play. Funny thing, though...I got AA eight times today, and lost a total of $27! What the bloody fuck is up with that, yo!?

Anyway, it appears that it has become my M.O. to start every single god-damned session by losing about 100-150 bucks in the first hour and then clawing my way back up. Today was no exception, but looking back, I don't think it was a matter of me playing badly during that time. They just kept on hittin their kickers, and their draws just kept getting there. Don't get me wrong, I'm not bitching...if anything, I'm proud of the fact that these early losses haven't really been getting to me lately. It also helps that after that dismal first hour, all my AQ's and AK's suddenly start seeming to inevitably connect!

Anyhow, I got about 25 hours to make up over the next four days, but regardless of whether I make the hours goal or not, it's nice to finally be having a good week! :D

-TW
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Postby TightWad » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:32 pm

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Postby starstealer » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:39 am

Well you can save the cheap beer for yourself as I don't drink swill...

In any case it was a lot of fun and the set over set was a truly brutal hit... glad I didn't put it on you. I am glad I got out of the hand though as I think I had pocket aces... maybe not though - its so hard to remember these things. Actually, come to think of it I think I had split sevens (that's pretty close right....?)

Good game - and thanks for the side bet.

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Postby TightWad » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:30 pm

I AM NOT A HAPPY PERSON RIGHT NOW. NOT...FUCKING...HAPPY! HERE'S SOME FUCKING RESULTS FROM A 6-HOUR EARLY-MORNING FUCK OF A SESSION, AND ANOTHER BRILLIANT 4-HOUR EFFORT THIS AFTER-FUCKING-NOON:

HOURS FUCKING PLAYED...10:15
MOTHA-FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT END RESULT...-268.75

WELL WHOOP-DEE-FUCK-ING-DOO, I MIGHT JUST MAKE 40 HOURS THIS WEEK AFTER ALL! AND IF I DO MANAGE TO POUND OUT THE REMAINING 10...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 2-OUTERS, 4-OUTERS, KK RUNNING INTO AA, SET UNDER SET, AND WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALWAYS HIT THEIR GOD-DAMNED DRAWS!!!!!!!? FUCK, I CAN'T HIT A DICK-LICKING 15 OUTER IF MY TRAGIC LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!

FUCK-ITTY FUCK-IN' FUCK!

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Postby briachek » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:39 pm

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Postby kennyg » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:10 am

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:37 pm

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Postby TightWad » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:08 am

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Postby TightWad » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:47 am

YAR! So although ye bloomin scurvies may not be knowin' it, it be COCKNEY-PIRATE DAY, old beans, garrrrrr...And whatsmore, I finally had a right pip of a session on this merry day, yar! Though I must say, good chums, I was a bit naughty, in that I played a bit o' that blasted 5-10 in the bleedin' mix. Of course, ye of British inclination would be usin' the word "norty" on account yer a bunch of bloomin' scurvies like that, and what have you! Here be my weekly results, garrrr...

Total what-have-you's...41:00
Me Total Gain...+$739
Thus providing a WHAT HO! of $18.02/hour

Alas, me scurvy sea-dogs, mine hourly rate was a bit of a kick in the ol' nadgers, but at least I made me 40-hour goal! Tally-ho, old legumes! Were it not for some vile treachory of my worthy opponents, I'd have had a true pearl of a week, YAR! Alas, 'twas not to be, good chums!

At any rate, I am making rather merry at the moment, so I wish upon ye scurvy rapscallions a HAPPY COCKNEY-PIRATE DAY!

Yar.

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Postby SideSwipe » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:23 am

TightWad,

Are you related by any chance to Dick Van Dyke or Don Cheadle?

:?

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Postby kingsalami » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:12 am

Yar ye mateys,

Happy Cockney-Pirate Day!! Now, button down the hatches, and be peepared all ye to WALK THE PLANK!!!
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Postby iceman5 » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:33 am

Tightwad, when is the last time you had your medication adjusted? Or are you off your meds all together again?
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Postby kingsalami » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:29 am

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo f*cking jet in that.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:59 pm

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