You know when you're obsessed with poker when the following happens...

I have a client whose address is Ivy Lane. My boss gave me a review comment because apparently I gave the client's tax return to my boss with the address input as "Ivey" lane.

Not too terribly funny, but maybe worth a quick chuckle for those of you that are in the "real" world.

Anyone got any others?

"You're quite the money maker aren't you?"

Reply: "No I'm not, that guy's a donk!"

Made it up, funny nonetheless.