Last week I quickly cleared a $50 bonus BoDog. I made about $210, averaging around $20/hr. My ROI for that week was about 19%.

I'm now on PokerStars taking advantage of their $120 bonus. So far all is well and I'm running hot. I have 41.7% ROI over 18 SNGs. I'll take it!

Earlier tonight I started trying to get used to 6-tabling on my puny monitor, so I played six of the $6.5 turbos there. About five minutes into the set, I get a urgent call on my cell phone - my psychiatrist about scheduling an appointment. He talked way too much, but I somehow managed to listen, understand, respond, and play all 6 tables without much problem. I rule! I ended up making a $30 profit with the 6-tabling there.

Overall, I'm doing much better lately. And I'm back in the green business, which also has made my friends happy.

Back in the green business meaning on the buyer's end? And do your friends play poker online as well? If not, what do they think about it? Like do they pester u to buy them drinks or a gram after ur runnen hot?

sorry for pestering questions but im gonna have to deal with that kinda stuff next year and want tha headsup.

Send me an IM on AIM sometime and I'll discuss the green business.

Most of my friends do not play poker online. The few who do have graduated or don't play it seriously at all.

None of my friends pester me to buy them anything when I tell them about my winnings. Occasionally one of them offers to stake me and split the profit with them, but they never go through with it and I just play on my own bankroll. Most of them are simply shocked that I've supported myself for two years from poker money. Like yesterday I bumped into my buddy Ryan on the way to class, he tells me he saw the 60-minute special on online poker and was reminded of me. He told his roommate, "I know someone who pays his rent money with that!"

One of the biggest problems I have in my clinic is people staying on their meds (Paxil inc)... Hope you stick to it dood...

I just completed another couple sets of $22/$33 SNGs on PokerRoom, and I'm still runnin' hot! My stats up to now:

SNGs: 39
Net: +$627
ROI: +68.67%
ITM: 46%

One of these SNGs I had a mix of the greatest luck, worst luck, and worst players while ITM. I lost AQ v A6 (flopped 6), A7 v A3 (rivered 3) and 88 v 33 (3-high flush on the turn), but somehow still managed to place 1st! That 88 v 33 one was especially irritating:

Heads-up, me against a LAGtard. Blinds are 150/300, I have 7000 chips he has 5000 chips. I raise with to 800. He raises all-in and I call (I could have just pushed first, but here I knew he was a LAGtard and would push back at me eventually, and this is a good hand for it). He turns over .

Flop:
SHITTT

Turn:
WTF?!? My snowmen give him his 3-high flush!! At least I have a chance to boat up on the river, but I get a river blank and he takes down the pot with his 3-high flush

I have more to write later. Gotta do some errands and such though.

Something I realized earlier today... with every girl I've ever had sex with, she has initiated, not me! I never feel the desire to make a move on a girl when I'm with her. I think I'm really much gayer than I ever thought and have just been living a lie for so many years. I still enjoy sex with women - because sex is fun regardless of who you're with. I've also NEVERRR felt emotional attachment when having sex with these girls. And never will, I guess!

I really don't want to be a gay man though. To clarify that... my feelings want me to be gay, my mind doesn't. I refuse to accept that I'm completely gay.

Here's an example of my gayness. I'm watching some TV with my housemates, and during one of the commercials I notice I start breathing heavier when some guy I find attractive comes on the screen (no pun intended you degenerates). I never feel like that when a pretty or sexy women is on screen. NEVERRR!!

So... I think I'm totally gay. I like women still, but in a different way than your typical straight man.

On another note... still finishing up that PokerRoom bonus. I really don't understand how their bonus clearing works with this bonus, it's taking forever! I neglected to consider that it's only their 5x signup bonus that has 100% tourney rake fees returned. This one? Maybe 45% rake fees returned?

SNGs: 129
Net: +653
ROI: +18.01%
ITM: 39%

Move to California already.

Isn't NY liberal-minded too?

EP, I remember a gay friend of an ex -girlfriend once telling me adamantly that there's no such thing as bisexuals, only people who are unsure whether they're gay or straight. I'd say you're definitely gay.

The fact that you enjoy f[]cking women is a bit of a red-herring - plenty of gay men have married and had families, but remained resolutely gay. It's weird, isn't it?