Effective Stacks $333

Dealt in the BB

EP raises to $10
MP calls
Hero Calls

Flop , pot is $30

checks around

Turn , pot is $30
EP bets $12
Hero calls $12
MP raises to $75
EP folds
Hero calls (please have AA or the nut flush here...lol)

River, , pot is $192

Hero open pushes $249
Villain thinks and thinks and thinks and says "Man I had it on the turn, do you have the "

I repeatedly type "DEAD DEAD DEAD - CANT CALL CANT CALLL""

Villain calls and tables , no joke

Hero scoops $357

these are the maroons I'm dealing with - calls of a stack and a half with the second nut flush on a paired board, in the face of TRANSPARENT strength.

another good one, who calls of a stack and half for a split?

Eff. Stacks $323

Dealt in SB

EP limps
Hero completes, BB checks

Flop is , pot is $6

HEro bets $5
BB folds
EP raises to $13
Hero calls $8

At this point I am in c/c mode because I know my kicker is trouble

Turn is , pot is $32 - GIN...

Goes check/check

River is , making the board KK855

Hero open pushes $473
EP calls off $309 hoping to split

Hero scoops $323

Some people hate money.

Unbelievable. Are you sure you're not making these up?

I have an assload of hands where opponents make significantly worse calls/plays.

The other day in a $2/$4 game I raised UTG with JTs. The button re-raised small and I called. The flop was T74 and I check called. The turn was like a 2 and it went check check. The river was a T and I shoved for like 2.5x pot. He called with AJ.

I think he has my share of "good luck" and his....but seriously. If you get good hands that hold that is possible. I remmber I once lost like 5stacks with sets and managed to put have a 2stack winning day at the end. It gets really crazy sometimes. REALLY CRAZY.