A. Post this article plzzzz

B. IF my tongue was like a bit longer i cud probably lik my elbow.

C. I try to gain weight too. I eat a lot of sandwiches, maybe i should move to mcdonalds.

A. The article is posted in the NL section by Thxlbx, he's the one who linked me to it.

B. So i'm the only person on this planet who can lick their elbow? Awesome!

C. Try drinking four protein shakes a day.

This month sure as hell is starting to look better and better:



If I can hit $10k for the month again I will be very pleased.

Ok i'm very tired, I just got home from my home game. I won the tournament. Again. I'm starting to think i'm kind of a big deal too, as i've won 3/4 or 3/5 the last few times i've played. It's not a huge tourney, but not tiny either, usually 35-50 people with two rebuys and one addon allowed, $20 entry. First prize tonight was $640, I also won about $115 in the cash game afterwards. Goodnight all.

This has got to be one of the best feelings in poker. I just played a 3 hour session 6-7 tabling, and the entire time I felt like I was losing. I had shitty luck. I had AK flop top pair and run into a set twice, against the same person, in about 5 hands. He was a massive donk so I wasn't getting away. I had JJ preflop run into KK, where the KK limped on the button after UTG and MP had already limped, so i raise in the bb and mp calls, now the btn re-raises big, i push, call, call. AQ and KK, ohwell. Oh also I got a stack in with QQ on a J84r flop vs ATo, ship an A on the river. I was really annoyed most of the time. I still won $447.53. I dunno how. I think my game is the best that it's ever been. I obviously had a few good hands, flopping sets vs overpairs etc, but I definitely felt I had more bad luck than good luck by a long way. I'm up about $3.2k for the month so far which considering i've hardly played at all, i'm very happy with.