Someone just fucking shoot me.....my ass cant take it anymore

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (8 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero (t1455)
UTG (t1255)
UTG+1 (t3510)
MP1 (t4948)
MP2 (t1265)
CO (t940)
Button (t3930)
SB (t1145)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K.
2 folds, MP1 calls t100, 2 folds, Button calls t100, SB completes, Hero raises to t600, MP1 calls t500, Button calls t500, SB folds.

Flop: (t1900) 3, 4, Q (3 players)
Hero bets t855 (All-In), MP1 calls t855, Button calls t855.

Turn: (t4465) 3 (3 players, 1 all-in)
MP1 bets t1000, Button calls t1000.

River: (t6465) 6 (3 players, 1 all-in)
MP1 bets t1000, Button calls t1000.

Final Pot: t8465
Main Pot: t4465 (t4465), between Hero, MP1 and Button. > Pot won by MP1 (t4465).
Pot 2: t4000 (t4000), between MP1 and Button. > Pot won by MP1 (t4000).

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc Ks (two pair, kings and threes).
MP1 has Ad 3h (three of a kind, threes).
Button has Qd Kh (two pair, queens and threes).
Outcome: MP1 wins t8465.

yeah, i know im a crying bastard but this is turning into a fucking joke.

gl joker stars for a while.....id love to say its been fun but im a very honest kinda guy

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (7 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP1 (t1210)
MP2 (t3335)
CO (t8695)
Button (t3240)
SB (t6115)
BB (t3585)
Hero (t820)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, K.
Hero raises to t820, MP1 calls t820, 5 folds.

Flop: (t1940) 7, 9, A (2 players)

Turn: (t1940) 6 (2 players)

River: (t1940) Q (2 players)

Final Pot: t1940

Results in white below:
Hero has Ks Kc (one pair, kings).
MP1 has Ts Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: MP1 wins t1940.

If they just said "Tough Tits Kid... suck it up..." It would save a lot of typing time...