Little poker over teh weekend b.c. of family bein over like every 5 friggen minutes nd stuff. I played a lot of NHL 94 with my bros and ken griffey baseball which was pretty sweet.

Got 2 sessions in today, averaged about 30 an hr.

my sessions are pretty much only an hour long tho.


ne way results for the past few days

+118

mixen in some 50 nl here and there as well.

keep the good cash rollen.

moved to 50NL

most card dead ive been in past few weeks

played 3.5 hrs or so

thankfully even when im running terrible

and lose with kk-aa AI preflop for a stack

and the few sets i had came on same color flops which donks would call to hit random str8's and flushes

I managed to lose only 11$

I cant wait to hit some cards tommorrow

I had a bad session in the afternoon but had a nice lil session from 10-12

besides for stacking off with bottom set on a str8ish board i made no hugely costly mistakes

nice hands

villain had TT here, MM RUNNER RUNNER QUADS

http://www.pokerhand.org/?640279

http://www.pokerhand.org/?640294

http://www.pokerhand.org/?640322

man i wish i hit my set here

http://www.pokerhand.org/?640327

http://www.pokerhand.org/?640391

+115 or so

finally had a good session at 50 NL

Im in the middle of a forensics project so I thought I'd teach you'all a little bout a new advancement in fingerprints.

Heres my print:




pretty sweet, right?

BUT since jews only get in trouble for not paying there taxes(wtf i have to pay income on my poker pwnage?) and accounting fraud(enron obv) and insider trading(imclone/martha stewart scandel), the IRS and SEC have found a foolproof way of identifying teh prints of teh Jewish.

By lighting all the candles of a menorah, certain characteristics become more apparent:

I got 1 outted today

I imagine the feeling is similar to getting pwned by greaterthanu but still i think that that is a mathmatic impossibility.


i also lost a stack as a favorite with a combo draw.

uh

didnt lose nethin crazy overall( under a buy in) but i think im gonna withdraw w.e. loot i have on bodog.

AP seems to like me more. I played ther for 10 minutes tonight and won a stack.

bein in college is tyte and all but i really need to watch my absences in school so that i can cut like crazy once this marking period is over. the rule is if u have over 32 u fail so i cant let that happen.

goin on a cruise for xmas. possibly gambool for the first time live??? maybe. will see.

Come to the hell hole that is TS when Xas and I go.

The Trip

My family and I went on the voyager of the seas, a royal carribbean ship that reminded me of disney world. Actually when you take into account all the obese women who wear two piece bathing suits and the constant carnal feeding it actually is more zoo-like in nature.


The ship:



I gambled very little due to the fact that
A. I gamble enough at home I didnt want to spend my time sucking smoke in the casino
B. I took very little cash with me and didnt want to charge the $ to mommy and daddy
C. The only hold'em game was 10/20 LHE. It had 10% rake and was SH. I still feel I could have killed it.
D. The BJ games had a minmum bet of 10$ and was 8 decks deep. I am for what it matters learned about counting and can keep an accurate running/true count for 3 decks which is useless b.c. i dont think any casino spreads 3 decks. I could slowly move up to 6 but it would take a lot of practise. Either way im prob too much of bitch to try it in a real casino.

I was carded twice......

At the cage I gave him my New York Drivers liscence which bears my real age of 17 and birthyear of 1989. He then mentioned I was born in 1989. I told him that 1989 was a leap year and he had to add one to my age and that I was tired of being carded. He comped me 5$ in slot coins.

The other time I tried a similar leap year/ overconfidence spiel but alas blackjack dealers can count better than the cage douchebags.

Some chips and drink, tho with a .50 chip im hardly balla




San Juan-


Courvoisier, Holla....




Tuxen and flippen my bro the bird:



My best sport:



Me and my bro:



yur momz:



a sunset to end on:




new years resolutions to follow