This hand struck me as very funny/pathetic, but it's also probably the lowest content hand history I've ever decided to post about.

.25/.50 NL FR at Tribeca. A guy just busted with an overpair vs a set, but still has $1.22 left. He limps in EP. Someone behind him raises and gets called in 3 places. Limper folds rather than put in his last 72 cents in a 5-way pot.

OK, the floor is open. Can you beat this for low content and yet very unusual?

Board of KK3KK, there is a bet and a call on the river.(Like a 1/3 of their stack at least, not just a mini bet called for information) The hands at showdown are 22 and 33. SPLIT POT! chop it up boys, well played.

Perhaps this wins. It happened today. Note his stack size:

POKERSTARS GAME #7177622766: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2006/11/25 - 23:40:55 (ET)
Table 'Welch' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: maen315 ($188.90 in chips)
Seat 2: mrfede ($290.85 in chips)
Seat 3: GodlikeRoy ($200.60 in chips)
Seat 4: MrXrayMan ($194 in chips)
Seat 5: kdog482 ($150.40 in chips)
Seat 6: DARM00 ($8.10 in chips)
mrfede: posts small blind $1
GodlikeRoy: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GodlikeRoy
MrXrayMan: folds
kdog482: folds
DARM00: calls $2
maen315: folds
mrfede: folds
GodlikeRoy: checks
*** FLOP ***
GodlikeRoy: bets $4
DARM00: calls $4
*** TURN ***
GodlikeRoy: bets $4
DARM00: folds

lmfao @ glr

nihan, sir!

Is it possible to play worse than this guy? (Shortstack at Tribeca, no surprise)

D: pfellini is the dealer.
D: Kennebecer posted small blind.
D: ant125 posted big blind.
D: Game started with 7 players.
D: Dealing Hole Cards.
D: Exec_Player folded.
D: Hero called $0.50
D: ippsin folded.
D: T-O- folded.
D: pfellini called $0.50
D: Kennebecer folded.
D: ant125 checked.
D: Dealing flop.
D: Board cards [6c Kc Js]
D: ant125 checked.
D: Hero bet $1
D: pfellini called $1
D: ant125 folded.
D: Dealing turn.
D: Board cards [6c Kc Js 9h]
D: Hero checked.
D: pfellini checked.
D: Dealing river.
D: Board cards [6c Kc Js 9h Qh]
D: Hero checked.
D: pfellini checked.
D: Showdown!
D: Hero has Pair: 3s
D: pfellini has Straight KQJT9
D: pfellini wins $3.57 with Straight KQJT9
D: Hand is over.

He had T7o on the flop. Calls with no hand no draw. Hits the miracle runner-runner straight and checks behind.

Another megadonk shortstack at Tribeca.

Donk limps in the CO with A8o (black). Flop is 5 ways and comes [6h][2d]. Checks to the button (me), I bet pot, BB calls, he calls. Turn . He bets full pot leaving $3 behind, I call with the nut flush (hoping for the overcall from the BB), BB folds. River . He has absolutely nothing but check/calls his last $3 anyway. After I showdown my hand, he elects to show his hand ... to explain why he called, I guess.