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Postby DeeYakaBaka » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:00 pm

now please stop bending me over and ffs, reset my fucking doomswitch at Hollywood :evil:

Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
10 players


donky passive table.
Villain - 63 / 1 / 0.70......perfect conditions for runner runnerisms :roll:

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is UTG+1 with [9s] [9d]
UTG folds, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, 5 folds, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: [9h] [Js] [3h] (4SB, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, 2 folds.

Turn: [Jc] (3BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+2 calls.

River: [Ah] (9BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+2 caps, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 17BB
UTG+2 shows AC JH
Hero shows 9S 9D


Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
10 players


another donky passive table
Villain - 64 / 29 / 0.60.....again, perfect conditions for runner fucking runner :roll:

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is UTG+1 with [Ah] [Ad]
UTG folds, Hero raises, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: [7h] [9s] [As] (12.5SB, 6 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 calls, CO folds, Button calls, BB calls.

Turn: [5c] (8.25BB, 4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP2 calls, 2 folds.

River: [6h] (10.25BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, MP2 raises, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 14.25BB
MP2 shows 8H JC
Hero shows AH AD


Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
10 players


and back to my original donky passive table.
Villain - 31 / 16 / 0.84....ok he had me all the way, but ffs, gimme a little bit of love here :x

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is BB with [Jd] [Js]
UTG calls, UTG+1 raises, 7 folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: [7h] [Tc] [7d] (6.5SB, 3 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: [2h] (4.25BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls.

River: [7s] (6.25BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 10.25BB
UTG+1 shows AS AC
Hero shows JD JS


i cant figure it out at all.....over the last week, the 3/6 FR tables have become nothing more than a Gamblers Anonymous meeting place.
Dont get me wrong, im not complaining :D
i just cant figure out why....where in the hell have all these donks come from? :?

in other news, while i get pissed off at the exact moment of SD, that soon turns into a warm fuzzy feeling inside where i just know that once my ripped anus heals up, its gonna be lots of fun playing with these guys :P

has my self-destruct button finally been rendered useless???? tune into my next t33h pokery is rigged post for details......
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Postby DeeYakaBaka » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:10 pm

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Postby shamdonk » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:51 am

In hand 1 cap every street always. Stone I think you are thinking about results too much here.
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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