well not exactly a virgin, but its been so long, i think its grown back

how donky were these hands? and be gentle, this LHE guy is very sensitive to you NL bullies

Hand 1
i cant figure out my pf raise either
UTG 20/12/4........UTG+1 24/2/4

what should my raise here be? flop ok after his pf call when i didnt scare him away?


Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with
UTG raises to $2, CO calls, Button folds, Hero raises to $15.25, BB folds, UTG calls, CO folds.

Flop: ($33, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $34, UTG calls all-in $25.3.
Uncalled bets: $8.7 returned to Hero.

Turn: ($83.6, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $83.6)


River: ($83.6, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $83.6)


Results:
Final pot: $83.6
Hero Shows As Ac
UTG Shows Ks Kh

Hand 2

SB 25/11/3

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players


Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: ($4.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls.

Turn: ($16.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero is all-in $18.35, SB calls all-in $12.2.
Uncalled bets: $6.15 returned to Hero.

River: ($40.9, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $40.9)


Results:
Final pot: $40.9
SB Shows 8c 8h
Hero Shows Kd Ks


Hand 3

SB 50/36/3

should i be in this hand at all?
what should i do pf?
flop?

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players


Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, SB raises to $4, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($8.5, 2 players)
SB bets $4, Hero raises all-in $12.05, SB calls.

Turn: ($32.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.6)


River: ($32.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.6)


Results:
Final pot: $32.6
SB Shows Qh Kh
Hero Shows 10c Ac


Hand 4

UTG+1 51/3/0.9

i was feeling sexy with this hand.
what shoulda happened?

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players


Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: ($4.75, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $4, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: ($12.75, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks.

River: ($12.75, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $5, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $22.75
Hero Shows 10c Qc
UTG+1 Shows Qh 9h


Hand 5

BB 44/4/3
do i limp here? or has god killed puppies cos of me?
bet more? bet less? bet nothing?

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
4 players


Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with
2 folds, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: ($1, 2 players)
Hero bets $1, BB calls.

Turn: ($3, 2 players)
Hero bets $2, BB calls.

River: ($7, 2 players)
Hero bets $3, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $13
Hero Shows Js 8s
BB Shows 9c 2s