Session 1
First mini-session over...
1:15 160 hands
+12.25
Reaction: Stunned
Can NOT BELIEVE how awful these players are. Worse than what I saw at the $25NL level. I should have picked up about 4 stacks today, BUT 4 outter on the river, 3 outter on the river, 6 outter on the river, 3 outter on the river. All they wanted to do was call, call, call, call, call......except when I had a set.
Examples:
-Lost KQ to KJ on A8QAT board. Have no idea why he was in there past the flop.
-Lost QJo to T9o on K2Q2J board. Same guy. Shouldn't be surprised.
There was one even worse....
-UTG+1 limp (62/1/40). I raise in CO to $2 and he calls. He has $25 left. One other caller.
Flop
[6c][Kh] Pot $6.25
Checked to me and I made a $5 bet. UTG+1 only caller.
Turn
Pot $16.25
For some reason I fired another c-bet of $10 and he calls.
River
Pot $36.25
I gave up my bluff and he shows me
[3s]. Limped UTG and called a raise with that hand. And just to add insult, hits 2 pair on the river.
- A few minutes later he called a raise in MP w/ J9o. Flop came QK6. It was checked to him and he went all-in. His bluff was called by a set of Queens. A on the Turn, T on the river. and he runner-runners it.
- Then he limped UTG, another limper behind him, Button raised to $2. He called. Other limper re-raises to $8 and he calls that also.
[Jc][Qs]. He bets 50 cents, gets raised to $5.50 and calls.
. He pushes and gets call. His hand
[3h]. Other player had
[Ac]. HOLY CRAP! He LOVES K3.
-Again he open limps and calls my button raise. His Q3o beats my 5's.
-Lastly he limps again and I raise in CO. I have AJo. Of course he calls.
[Jd][3c] Pot $4.75
He bets 50 cents, I raise to $3 and he calls. I should have known right there, but I called his his 50 cent bet on a turn blank, and another 50 cents on a river diamond.
Can you guess his hand?
King MOTHER EFFIN Three Offsuit!
My only other hand against him, I flopped a set of 9's and he didn't want to play that time.
Here are the 2 positives from the session:
1 limp, I raise
[Qs] to $2 from 2 off the button. BB and limper call.
[4d][5d] Pot $6.25
Checked to me, I bet $5. BB c/r to $13. He's 70/20/29 and had $13.50 left. I didn't believe him and put him all-in. He calls with
[3c]. My 2-1 advantage held up.
3 limps and I limp OTB w/
[7s]. Wanted to raise, but they aren't folding.
[8d][As] Pot $2.75
Wonderful development for me as 1st limper bets pot, 3rd limper raised to $5.50. 3rd limper loves his TPanyK so I really wasn't worried. I pushed my half stack for $25.90 and 3rd limper called with
[Jh]. Wish I had a full stack there although he wasn't full stacked either so it only would have been another $6.
My worst hand:
Two limpers and I limp
[5c] OTB. I was thinking about a raise, but I had been very aggressive OTB and CO at this table lately. BB raises to $3 and others fold. I felt I had to take the heads up flop in position here because if I hit he would definitely pay me off, even if he missed. I'd seen him fire 2 barrels pot sized a few times.
I a dream flop.....
[Qc][5s] Pot $7.50
He bets $4 and instead of pushing (we both started with full $50 stacks), I just called him down. I somehow thought my best option here was to just try and catch and let him bluff again.
I missed and called another $10 on his turn bet, again thinking of pushing, but backing off. I missed the river and folded. I don't like the way I played this hand at all.
Session 2
1:10 125 hands
-$73.95 + $20 bonus cleared =
-$53.95
Now I'm just sick. And numb. Thank god for bonuses and one idiot who actually couldn't suck out on me because he was calling his stack off with OC's vs a set. If this shit had happened a week ago I only would have lost half of what I lost, but of course I wait until I start $50NL to run disgusting.
I posted these hands in the NL section, but because hardly anybody reads this crap, here are the full hands. They took place at just about the same time at 2 different tables.
Hand 1:
[4h] OTB.
MP2 open-limps, CO limps, I limp. Both blinds play.
[9h][6d] Pot $2.50
Checked around.
Pot $2.50
SB min-bets ($8.50 left), MP2 (40/5/30 at that time) raises to $3.50 ($24.50 left), I re-raise to $9.50 (have both covered), SB folds, MP2 calls.
Pot $22
MP2 instantly pushed for $18.50. His money was in the pot just as the card hit the virtual felt. I'm getting over 2-1 on my money. I don't think he has the flush, I call. I was right. He had
[2s]. Awesome 3 outter. All day long this is happening to me, but this is the biggest pot.
A few hands later there is a raise to $1.50 and a call in front of me. I push my last $7 from CO w/ AQo. PFRer folds, but caller calls w/ 77 and he holds up. Down 1 stack.
Hand 2:
[8s] UTG.
I limp, MP1 limps, Button raises to $2. BB calls, I call, MP1 calls.
[Tc][Th] Pot $8.25
BB and I check, MP1 (38/5/25 - I must have previously played with him because I have 70 hands on him in PT) donks $2 into the raiser. Button calls the $2, BB calls the $2. Here I was planning on c/r'ing the Button. Usually I'd lead on this vs a raiser, but since the raise came from the Button, he may not have had much and not raised me.
Now I have a too many people in the pot ($14.25 now) so I c/r to $18.25. MP1 takes a while and calls. Other 2 fold.
Pot $48.75
I have $25.60 left. He has $25.70. He's pretty loose and I can't really put him on a hand after just calling my c/r. I guess I'm obligated here so I push and I'm outkicked. He has
[Td]. Still trying to figure out how I don't get stacked here. Doyle says to never go broke in a nothing pot, but I somehow managed to EFF that up and still can't figure out where I could have saved myself.
So I was 40 hands in and 2 stacks down before I won my 1st hand on either table. A big $1.40. Another 25 hands later I won my 2nd, $6.25.
Thankfully I ran into this imbecile....
I limp UTG
[9d], folded to SB who calls, BB checks.
[9c][6h] Pot $1.50
Checked to me and I don't want to slowplay this flop even with a set. I bet pot. It could also look like a steal. SB calls, BB folds.
Pot $4.50
I like that card and SB is 66/10/35 so I bet pot again and get called. SB has $21.85 left.
Pot $13.50
He insta pushes. I yell FUCK YOU!!!, realize he can't hear me and call. He has
[Qh]. Thank god he was drawing dead on the Turn or I may have lost that one too.
Part 3 - Midnight Madness
Someone at Full Tilt needs to be physically assaulted. This was the sick way to end a disgusting day.
First hand - AA in CO. 1 limper, I raise to 135, limper calls. Flop 239 and limper donks into me for a pot sized bet. I push, they call with 98s, none of their suit on board. I double up.
Stack = 3045 after 1 hand
6 folds
Hand 7 - AA again, in the SB. A min-raise (to 60), a call OTB, I bet 270 and the Button calls.
[Qh]x. I bet 1/2 pot (360), Button pushes for 1725. Call, he has AQo.
Stack = 5070 after 7 hands
9 folds
Pocket 9's OTB. 2 off the Button open min-raises (to 80), I re-raise to 300. SB calls as does min-raiser. I guess there is no such thing as table image to these creatures.
x[Kd] and the other 2 go nuts because I can't have anything, I only raised. I fold.
Stack = 4760
8 folds
AKo in CO. UTG+1 limps, I raise to 225 (blinds 25/50), and he calls. Flop 5Jx, I bet 350 and he c/r's AI to 1,145. At 2.5 to 1 I called. Mostly out of frustration. He shows
[Jh]. I've shown 2 hands (both Aces) and played ultra-tight so far. This jackass is calling my raises with QJ like I'm not raising with anything that might have him crushed preflop?
Stack = 3225
AQo in CO very next hand (player was moved - I was CO 2x in row). Folded to me. I raise to 225. Now I've played 4 hands and shown 3 (AA, AA, AK). So of course nobody believes I have a hand and Button calls, SB calls, BB calls. Flop again comes Jxx. Stupidly I throw in a c-bet and get c/r'ed by SB this time. I fold.
Stack = 2650
8 folds
99 in CO. Min-raiser just before me. I figure I'm not getting any respect anyway so why not just shove. This time everyone folds and I pick up 210.
Stack = 2710
3 folds - The min-raiser from last hand who had been playing every hand decided to try and bluff vs quads with an all-in move on the river. That didn't work out for him. So next 2 hands in a row he just pushes - ON TILT - and nobody calls.
JJ UTG+1 - Tilter pushes again, I re-push and we go heads up. He has A9. Flop is blanks so now he's down to 3 outs. 9 on turn. 9 on river. AWESOME!!! Nice effin hand!
Stack = 1580
Just before the 1st break - MP1 w/
[8h]. Tilter raises to 300, I push 1600. He calls with
[9h]. I knew he was an idiot. Flop
[9d][5s] Turn
River
. FU - YOU DESERVED THAT!
Stack = 3350
KK MP1 Blinds 120-240. I only have 2595 left. I don't want to limp, I don't want to open-push. I settle for something in the middle. I bet 1090. Button puts me all-in. My Kings ran into Aces. King on the turn. WOW! So I guess everybody is catching 2 and 3 outters today on Full Tilt.
[Qc]
CO not too long after. UTG limps, I raise to 900 (Blinds 150/300 - 25) Button pushes for 1070. BB (AA from last hand) calls. I call.
[Kc][Jd]. I FLOPPED THE EFFIN NUTS BABY WITH THE NUT FLUSH DRAW. BB has 2478 left. He checks and I just put him in. He calls with a set of 10's. Seems he thinks he was slowplaying. He musta been cause he filled up on the Turn.
Stack size = 1717
A8 a few hands later and I open push from MP. BB calls with 99. Ace on Turn. 9 on River.
I hope Full Tilt had a lot of fun today and got in all these sick hands in one day so I can go back to normal tomorrow. I took 2 days off, come back today to play, and now I think I'm ready for another 2 days off. (*@#&$()@#*!)*@$(!@# %^)EOIHFO@#*RYF !)(