Gooper has been watching this debacle and he believes I clubbed baby seals in a previous life. Not sure what the hell else I can do.

This is how to go from big stack to gone really quick in a SNG
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t50/t100
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t2855
UTG+1: t965
CO: t1130
Button: t520
SB: t7100
Hero: t2570

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with
UTG raises to t300, UTG+1 folds, CO calls t300 (pot was t450), Button raises all-in t520, SB folds, Hero raises to t1000, UTG calls t700 (pot was t2170), CO folds.

Flop: (t2870, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1910, Sidepot 1: t960)
Hero is all-in t1570.
Uncalled bets: t1570 returned to Hero.

Turn: (t2870, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1910, Sidepot 1: t960)


River: (t2870, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1910, Sidepot 1: t960)


Results:
Final pot: t2870
Hero showed
Button shows



Same guy from Above hand

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t50/t100
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t1910
UTG+1: t6950
Hero: t2480
Button: t1705
SB: t1015
BB: t1080

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with
UTG calls t100 (pot was t150), UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to t500, 3 folds, UTG calls t400 (pot was t750).

Flop: (t1150, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero is all-in t1980, UTG calls all-in t1410.
Uncalled bets: t570 returned to Hero.

Turn: (t3970, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3970)


River: (t3970, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3970)


Results:
Final pot: t3970
Hero showed
UTG showed


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t75/t150
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t2830
UTG+1: t565
CO: t480
Button: t3645
SB: t7050
Hero: t570

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with
2 folds, CO raises all-in t480, 2 folds, Hero calls t330 (pot was t705).

Flop: (t1035, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1035)


Turn: (t1035, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1035)


River: (t1035, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1035)


Results:
Final pot: t1035
Hero showed
CO showed


These are both coin flips but this is a really ugly way to lose a coin flip especially heads up when winning means winning the tourney.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t400
(Ante: t25)
2 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: t8470
BB: t5030

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with
Hero raises to t2400, BB raises all-in t5005, Hero calls t2605 (pot was t7455).

Flop: (t10060, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t10060)


Turn: (t10060, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t10060)


River: (t10060, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t10060)


Results:
Final pot: t10060
BB showed
Hero shows


*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10060 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 9h 5s 2d 6h]
Seat 6: Rhound50 (button) (small blind) showed [As 5h] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 8: 7slide (big blind) showed [2s 2h] and won (10060) with three of a kind, Deuces





Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t300/t600
(Ante: t50)
2 players


Stack sizes:
SB: t6970
Hero: t6530

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with
SB raises to t1200, Hero raises all-in t6480, SB calls t5280 (pot was t7780).

Flop: (t13060, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t13060)


Turn: (t13060, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t13060)


River: (t13060, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t13060)


Results:
Final pot: t13060
Hero showed
Villian shows

Maybe I need to send Stars an e-mail and ask to have mine reset.