Some Funny Sh*t
Two seperate $50 NL sessions today. 316 hands
+$23.45. First session was a grind on a tight table where I picked up a stack slowly. Second one was a bunch of LAGs, lot of big pots, I was up and down and lost $20.
I know I swore off long, time consuming posts, but some of the things that happened today were just too funny. Especially in the 1st session.
When Stupid People Try To Pay Attention And Fail
If you read this journal, you know how I bitch about players not paying attention to my 25 consecutive folds and then call my AI or big bet with AJo. Today I ran across somebody that was trying to pay attention, but had the wrong person and didn't even understand what he thought he read. So something I said, which was mis-interpreted cost another player his stack. This is how is started...
ME $68.50
MP1 $19.80
MP1 was 36/5/5 (that's WTSD not AF). He had been raising a lot and folding to resistance.
UTG+1
[3c]
UTG limps, I limp, MP1 raises to $1.50, MP2 calls $1.50, folded to me, I call.
[6c][3s] Pot $5.75
I check, MP1 bets $4 ($14.30 left), MP2 folds, I c/r him to $17.75, and he folds. Afterwards he starts complaining about everybody slowplaying so I start messing with him a little.
Him: everyone sloplay here ?
Me: just that one
Me: everytime I bet into the raiser they fold today
Him: so u didnt have a hand?
Him: please keep doing it
Me: No, I wanted the call
Me: thought you had one
iHim: i just had 2 overs
Him: what u have set?
Me: I had 2 overs beat
Went on a little while longer, and I ended up with him thinking I either had 2 pair or a set. So there is a guy sitting to the direct left of me with the same avatar as me and about 5 hands later, this happens.......
UTG+1 (same avatar as me) raises to $1.75 ($53.80 behind), CO calls $1.75 ($42.30 behind)
[2c][Jh] Pot $4.25
UTG bets $4, CO calls
Pot $12.25
UTG checks, CO bets $12.25, UTG pushes $49.80 total, CO calls.
UTG shows
[Td] for a flopped set
CO shows
[Qc] for a bunch of outs, but he couldn't really have counted much more than 8 of them there.
Anyway, CO hits his straight with
on the river, makes a snotty remark for no reason and then gets trashed by the rest of the table.
So finally he says...
"i thought he was t guy who said he was bettinin to raisers......but it was t other rock (ME).....i thought he was bluffin"
First of all, I never said I was bluffing, I said I WANTED THE CALL all along.
Second of all, YOUR AN IDIOT! You don't even know who's push you were calling.
So something I said, inadvertantly caused another player to get sucked out on and stacked. Beautiful when it doesn't happen to me!
Insane Moment From Late Session
This is early on, my 1st orbit so I had to fold this.....
2 limpers, I raise
[Jh] (edit) to $2.50, Button (big stack with $121) calls, SB pushes for $18.70 total. Everyone folds to me. I reluctantly fold, Button calls.
Button shows
[4s]
SB shows
[Kc]
SB holds up, but still has some words for the nut who just called him with A4s.
SB: ??
SB: whatcha think i had, A2??
Button: had nutz
Button: gamble
Button: Thought you had 66.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOL - You thought he had 66 so you called the AI thinking you were a 3-1 dog???? Incredible logic.
Right after that, I went on a rollercoaster, most of these hands against the same 2 LAG's on different tables. First one was 43/12/46 and had no trouble getting it all-in at anytime. Other one would bet or c/r pot on bluffs or with nuts so it was equally tough. I felt like a poor man's Xaston after this was all over. This all took place in a matter of about 3 orbits
1 - vs 43/12/46 - I'm always running into LAG monsters
http://www.pokerhand.org/?712573
2 - vs same player, getting half of it back, and now you see why I didn't really respect him
http://www.pokerhand.org/?712580
3 - vs 36/16/27 AF of like 6 just bet, bet, bet - boat over boated - Ouch! Couldn't catch one of the two Kings left, had to catch the case 10.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?712589
4 - back to the 1st guy again. I thought he might have AT after the turn and it was my turn to re-suck.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?712592
5 - now that I was just about even with him again, I figured why not take just a little more for good measure
http://www.pokerhand.org/?712594
(I'm not normally into c/r'ing. Rather lead out, but everytime I did today, the raiser folded)
6 - vs a different player. Great thinking, now I see why you're a short stack. Glad it wasn't a big stack and I didn't have to think about folding. Also, this is why I sometimes take overpairs too far.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?712596
7 - 2nd guy got me again. Don't think any river bet would have gotten a fold. Wish he had bet the turn that time so I could have folded.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?712600
Late Edit:
The Joke Known as the FT Midnight Madness Marches On
Lasted 42 minutes (41 hands). Here are the last 11 hands I was dealt.
[Jd] in SB - Blinds 30/60 - 1245 left
CO had been asking about good poker books the past few minutes. I thought he was full of it, but after seeing how strangely he played some hands, I believed he was serious.
MP2 limps, CO pushes 1322. From beginners this looks like a HUGE hand. I figured the only possible hand I had beaten badly was TT. QQ/KK/AA-AK more likely from a beginner so I folded.
1 fold
[Kd] CO - same blinds - 1245 left
UTG limps, UTG+2 limps, MP2 pushes 2685. With no read on him and a much bigger stack, this looks like JJ or TT and there was no way I was folding both hands so I called. He had
[Js]
K on the flop, K on the river and MP2 tells everyone that he never wins an )(E$UI@#R race.
5 folds
[Qh] BB - same blinds - 2640 left
UTG limps, UTG+2 who was telling everyone how tired he was min-raises to 120, MP2 calls, I call, UTG calls. I have ALL covered.
[2d][Kh] Pot 510
2 checks, UTG+2 pushes 1455, MP2 calls 820, I have to call, UTG folds.
UTG+2 has
[8d]
MP2 has
[Ts]
Pot 4240
There goes most of the pot.
Very next hand,
[Ks] SB - blinds 40/80 - 2355 left
MP1 limps, MP2 calls, CO (beginner) min-raises to 160, Button (can't win a race) pushes 1440, I push 2395 total and get it heads up.
He has
[Jh] and wins a race.
Very next hand
[Qs] - Button - 955 left
UTG raises to 280, MP2 calls 280, I push 955, UTG calls, MP2 folds
Pot 2310
UTG shows
[Qh] hits A on flop.
Last 3 hands I put it in as 75%, 43%, and 69% in 3 consecutive hands and lose all 3. Can someone give me the odds there? Somewhere around 10% chances of that happening sound right?