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Went to the city tonight cuz its sat and i shud def blow 100$ on transportation and drinks.

So we plan to go to this jap karaoke joint cuzz theres some 30$ deal with unlimited beer/sake/wine.

ne way we go there and the new bouncer is like ZOMG NOWAYZ UR UNDERAGED HOLLA

but were like chyll and give him ours ids. 10 minutes later he comes back,"you gave us 9 ids, 7 of them were fake". LOL BEAT.........

so were like fuck this last time we were here someone pisseed in the room in some half drunk half monkey tilt state and we totally recked the place so who teh fuck cares.

we then decide to go teh bar b.c. teh bar>karaoke bar obv. (except on a price per alcohol basis).

so when wez get ther we learn there is an hour wait.

The only pliable thing to dp for an hour in the village(besides drinking, and getting piercings and tattoos) is explore porn and head shops.


lol10footbongaments


hahah porn shops are tyte



coincidence? i tink not


THERE WASNT A FLESHLIGHT AT THE SEX SHOP?!#*HEB WTF WAS UP WITH THAT.

they did have some similar contraptions that were like fully formed asses and faginas and our favorite pornstars. those things were baller at like 500$ for some heeb weird loser sex toys.

ne wayz

im drunk and high aka crunked

and will pass out

gg lyfe.

Teh Weekend

So noobs ive made some decisions which ill prob go back on soon enough.

but hearz goes.

through hours of anagonizing fierce philosophical debate(school) i decided to move down to 25NL. THis is not due to losing anything, im finally a net winnar @ 50nl @ 2 ptbb/100s or so.

But at 25NL my win rate is like 6x higher. This means more money. And 25nl is just redic easy and has less variance then 50NL. so 25NL is a much better and more dependable money maker. Im happy with that and love $. Unft. I feel that it will impede my growth as a player. I want to be pwning 200NL by the end of the calender year. Maybe juicing the roll up will let me get to this.

ne wayz todayz results are tyte

won near 6 buyins.



Here is an update of my pt stats @25nl@ absolute poker, as im basically at 10k hands.



a few fun handz-
45s=new fav hand
http://www.pokerhand.org/?817035

check out the worst played KK in hist.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?817193

value town
http://www.pokerhand.org/?817222

fun hand to win
http://www.pokerhand.org/?817737

Today at school i nearly got into a fight wiht like 8 kids.
Here goes.

Im taking my calc test outside of class, alone in a hallway, just sitting at a desk doin my derivatives.

So im chyllen, rocken my cornell hockey sweatshirt(mad baller), color red. A group of 8 or so kids(all african american) start walking down my lonely hall. They scream brat brat killlah which is a referance to the color of my sweatshirt(red) the color of the gang the bloods.the rival gang of new rochelle(hometown)........

i thought this was funny b.c. its hard to mistake me for a blood. lol.

They proceed to be like yo we got all the answers and im like w.e. i can handle it ty. Some douche than comes from behind and trys and knock my paperz down.
Im like LOL have fun @ college douche. obv these kids arent of the academic caliber to get there so im dying(on the inside 4 safety).They start talking alot of smack and kinda imitate my reaction to the situation, using a stereotypical white person voice making fun of a black person using racial epitapths and shyt which is funny b.c. they mentioned some politically incorrect wordz b4 i considered them. Im surrounded. and trying to play shyt passively, shyt i cant get suspended(due to baller college status), while these kids can.

So im not going to risk nethin. they continue talking some shyt but..............

some security guard comes to my safety and apparently knows all of them. I tell him they were harrasin me and shyt but like these kids are him 5 years ago so hes not really into doing nething. fugg it i finished my test.

my school is large enough that the chances of me running into them in a group are slim.
I wud just use my joo kwon doe and spay pennies down ther throats tho so no worries.
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holla

Unreadable

i read it and found it thoroughly hilarious

I need a translation

I just passed out from laughing too hard...

Yup, that is pretty funny. Why couldn't he have said that in the first place? LOL