So I decided to help a brutha out.

Twelver calls me up and sounds drunk as hell but I think it was probably more that he was tired than drunk and says "My internet just went out and I'm deep in the 55k guaranteed on Stars. Can you play it for me?" Now, I'm like huh? You really want me too? Well, turns out he is and so I am.

I'll post the hands that made a difference:


YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t4000/t8000
(Ante: t400)
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t132744
UTG+1: t98320
MP1: t196682
MP2: t238905
MP3: t105466
CO: t58921
twelver1232: t103090
SB: t125064
BB: t161169

Pre-flop: (9 players) twelver1232 is Button with
6 folds, twelver1232 raises to t24000, SB folds, BB calls t16000 (pot was t39600).

Flop: (t55600, 2 players)
BB checks, twelver1232 is all-in t78690, BB calls t78690 (pot was t134290).

Turn: (t212980, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t212980)


River: (t212980, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t212980)


Results:
Final pot: t212980
BB showed

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err, I mean Awe FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t6000/t12000
(Ante: t600)
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t117664
UTG+1: t117479
MP1: t111344
MP2: t100320
MP3: t157282
CO: t258305
Button: t104820
SB: t43521
twelver1232: t209980

Pre-flop: (9 players) twelver1232 is BB with
6 folds, SB raises to t24000, twelver1232 raises to t48000, SB calls all-in t18921.
Uncalled bets: t5079 returned to twelver1232.

Flop: (t96321, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t91242, Sidepot 1: t5079)


Turn: (t96321, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t91242, Sidepot 1: t5079)


River: (t96321, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t91242, Sidepot 1: t5079)


Results:
Final pot: t96321
SB showed
twelver1232 showed

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AT>KK? Oh HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t8000/t16000
(Ante: t800)
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t194868
UTG+1: t57502
MP1: t212484
twelver1232: t158659
CO: t184384
Button: t427517
SB: t320881
BB: t315356

Pre-flop: (8 players) twelver1232 is MP2 with
3 folds, twelver1232 raises to t64000, 2 folds, SB raises to t288000, BB folds, twelver1232 calls all-in t93859.
Uncalled bets: t130141 returned to SB.

Flop: (t338118, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t338118)


Turn: (t338118, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t338118)


River: (t338118, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t338118)


Results:
Final pot: t338118
SB showed
twelver1232 showed

Followed by this from someone who apparently knows you, errr, I mean knows "ME":
ladyluck1206: mutha fffffffffffffffffffff
Dealer: Game #8433628669: Zuercher wins pot (46400)
ladyluck1206: twelver a10 cmon ur better tahn that
twelver1232: usually
Dealer: litts11, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
twelver1232: getting tired
ladyluck1206: how u call 90 more
twelver1232: just clicked the button
ladyluck1206: at my expense
ladyluck1206: u killed me

Is this some online GF of ours bro?
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AT is KING of the FREAKIN' HILL BABY!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t8000/t16000
(Ante: t800)
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t236692
UTG+1: t126222
MP1: t302556
MP2: t228468
CO: t111004
twelver1232: t239718
SB: t341984
BB: t392317

Pre-flop: (8 players) twelver1232 is Button with
3 folds, MP2 raises to t64000, CO folds, twelver1232 raises all-in t238918, 2 folds, MP2 calls all-in t163668.
Uncalled bets: t11250 returned to twelver1232.

Flop: (t54400, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t485736)


Turn: (t54400, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t485736)


River: (t54400, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t485736)


Results:
Final pot: t54400
MP2 showed

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What can I say, AK is just a shitty hand all 'round.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t8000/t16000
(Ante: t800)
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t345117
UTG+1: t267092
MP1: t127022
MP2: t272956
CO: t359612
Button: t111804
twelver1232: t476186
BB: t328384

Pre-flop: (8 players) twelver1232 is SB with
5 folds, Button raises all-in t111004, twelver1232 raises to t206008, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t95004 returned to twelver1232.

Flop: (t244408, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t244408)


Turn: (t244408, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t244408)


River: (t244408, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t244408)


Results:
Final pot: t244408
Button showed
twelver1232 showed

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Pat, I'd like to buy TWO vowels!" and tell Vanna to make 'em HOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10000/t20000
(Ante: t1000)
9 players


Stack sizes:
twelver1232: t359382
UTG+1: t333584
MP1: t347317
MP2: t499584
MP3: t491226
CO: t42864
Button: t323812
SB: t256408
BB: t577631

Pre-flop: (9 players) twelver1232 is UTG with
twelver1232 calls t20000 (pot was t39000), UTG+1 raises to t60000, 3 folds, CO calls all-in t41864, 2 folds, BB calls t40000 (pot was t160864), twelver1232 raises to t220000, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: t160000 returned to twelver1232.

Flop: (t186456, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t186456)


Turn: (t186456, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t186456)


River: (t186456, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t186456)


Results:
Final pot: t186456
CO showed
twelver1232 showed

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Stackin this shortie put me into 4th with 19 left

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t15000/t30000
(Ante: t1500)
7 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t740748
UTG+1: t580763
twelver1232: t650746
CO: t1005888
Button: t553732
SB: t182212
BB: t777932

Pre-flop: (7 players) twelver1232 is MP1 with
2 folds, twelver1232 calls t30000 (pot was t55500), 2 folds, SB raises all-in t180712, BB folds, twelver1232 calls t150712 (pot was t251212).

Flop: (t401924, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t401924)


Turn: (t401924, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t401924)


River: (t401924, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t401924)


Results:
Final pot: t401924
SB showed
twelver1232 showed

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Then after winning 3 small (well, if 116k is small anyways) pots in a row from EP

This is said in chat:
Dealer: Game #8433924995: twelver1232 wins pot (116000)
Annette_15 [observer]: ZOOOOOOOOOOMG
Annette_15 [observer]: twelwer
Dealer: Game #8433927905: twelver1232 wins pot (116000)
Annette_15 [observer]: *twelver even
Annette_15 [observer]: lol
Annette_15 [observer]: gl man
Annette_15 [observer]: gg earler
twelver1232: tytyty
pattypoker21 [observer]: predictions on winner besdies twelver annette?
pattypoker21 [observer]: whatarunaa obv
Annette_15 [observer]: dmmikkel
pattypoker21 [observer]: ghey
pattypoker21 [observer]: he is playing goooot tho
Annette_15 [observer]: he IS goot

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, well of course he is!!!!!!!!

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ok, I better cut this here so it doesnt go too long or my puter fucks up and I lose it.

DOUBLE U TEE EFF ARE YOU GUYS UP TO...

In true TWELVER fashion I get rivered to go out on the gawd dammed FREAKIN" BUBBLE!!!!!!! To be quite frank, I was busy typing the previous post when this hand came up so I didn't realize we were at 10 players left or I would folded this PF in a heartbeat just to make sure I made the Final Table. Dammit! Sorry bro, I wish I coulda won us some more dough. That was a really dumb mistake that could have easily been avoided I guess. But on the bright side (if there can be one in this case) I did have the best hand and was ahead all the way to the very last card so I don't feel like I played too terribly. Did I make it farther than you thought I would? I mean there was what, 124 left in the tourney when I took over? And I made it to 10th in my very first tourney against pretty decent players during the hardest part of the tourney? Hope I made ya proud. But I'll understand if ya aint cuz that was like a $200+ mistake that I can't take back. I honestly feel worse and worse about it the more think about it. I sorta want to puke now. Literally. I think I'd actually feel less bad if I had been playing for myself instead of someone else.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t20000/t40000
(Ante: t2000)
5 players


Stack sizes:
twelver1232: t700958
CO: t663888
Button: t742937
SB: t779084
BB: t772844

Pre-flop: (5 players) twelver1232 is UTG with
twelver1232 raises to t120000, 3 folds, BB raises all-in t770844, twelver1232 calls all-in t578958.
Uncalled bets: t71886 returned to BB.

Flop: (t748958, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1427916)


Turn: (t748958, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1427916)


River: (t748958, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1427916)


Results:
Final pot: t748958
BB showed
twelver1232 showed

POTY

Everything they say about donkaments is true

This one was my personal fave...

PokerStars Game #8543875752: Hold'em Limit ($15/$30) - 2007/02/20 - 22:09:27 (ET)
Table 'Mufrid IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: holleyspirt ($1738.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Peter1604 ($672 in chips)
Seat 3: snapped ($180 in chips)
Seat 4: twelver1232 ($190 in chips)
Seat 5: Jemb ($746 in chips)
Seat 6: Buzzer1404 ($2054 in chips)
snapped: posts small blind $10
twelver1232: posts big blind $15
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Jemb: raises $15 to $30
Buzzer1404: folds
holleyspirt: folds
Peter1604: folds
snapped: calls $20
twelver1232: calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7d 9d]
snapped: bets $15
twelver1232: calls $15
Jemb: calls $15
*** TURN *** [Ts 7d 9d]
snapped: bets $30
twelver1232: raises $30 to $60
Jemb: raises $30 to $90
snapped: folds
twelver1232: raises $30 to $120
Betting is capped
Jemb: calls $30
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7d 9d 7s]
twelver1232: bets $25 and is all-in
Jemb: calls $25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
twelver1232: shows [6c 8c] (a straight, Six to Ten)
Jemb: shows [7h Ah] (a full house, Sevens full of Tens)
Jemb collected $452 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $455 | Rake $3
Board [Ts 7d 9d 7s Td]
Seat 1: holleyspirt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Peter1604 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: snapped (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: twelver1232 (big blind) showed [6c 8c] and lost with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 5: Jemb showed [7h Ah] and won ($452) with a full house, Sevens full of Tens
Seat 6: Buzzer1404 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

At least you got ITM in that big donkament...

BTW... I just talked to the Venetian people, and they said cause of the Wynn Classic, they're canceling the Friday and Saturday donkaments... Sorry dood...