I am bored shitless.

Im sitting here reading BTP like its Hustler on a dialup connection @ a massive 1024x730 resolution lappytop b.c. its much better than watching the history channel which is all my grandheebs seem to watch. Nostalgic i guess. maybe ed can chime in.

Im pretty sure my marriage was arranged @ dinner(latkes and matzah sandwiches) @ the clubhouse tonight over shots of manischevitz. My full blooded jooishness(or am I?)/stunningly goot looks/ ivey league predigree(even tho i havent started its already stamped into my hide)/ progressing golf game(well i can get it 100 yards of the whole no prob, my short game is non existant, lol putting)/ dredel skills(KEY) has made me a hot commodity to the heebmas of west palm beach. ship generic female jooish named females living in the tristate area's phone #'s my way. brag? beat? holla?

My one consolation, besides golf(which im not sure I enjpy but will compete in) is drinking. My grandparents are cool as shyt in letting me drink beer which is of couse essential to a nurtitious diet(or was in the old country). This has resulted in some funny restuarant scenes. When generic 20 year old waitress carded me, My gramps was like im 79 and hes 17 so lets just pretend im 75 and hes 21 so get him a damn heineken. My grandma is just as suave in ordering me alcohol. she just points at me yells some beer name to the waiter and then just starts speaking Yid left and right when they get all fussy about legal ages and such.

ne way, im going to try and convince my grandpa that putting tennis balls in the washer and dryer does not make them good as new, contrary to what there clean sheen seems to indicate.

pz

Played for an hour today, 2 tabling b.c. thats all that will really fit on this thing.

I played 50nl on ftp.

jesus wtf i thought it was supposed to be a nit fest? I saw some truly terrable playas who were willing to throw there cash aroundz. I added to mah buddy list.

First important hand i raise from ep with . Some donator in the bb smooth calls. flop comes . he fires off 2.5 into a 4ish pot which i kick to ten. He auto pushes i call not worrying bout no str8s or sets and he tables . Ship on turn and on riv to rip my anus to shreds. meh down a buyin early, poker is sooo rigged.

Eventually some CS from hell gets a 200$ stack(400bbs), im pysched to rip it off him. I get into a small hand with some tard and win his half stack when my 99 hits a set to his flopped tptk(ak=nuts? no?).

I then proceed to raise with a few hands later.

mucho big stacked donkasaurus calls b.c. he got dealt cards which prob look purrty.

flop is . tyte. he fires off 3 which i chip to 12.he calls. lol dood.

turn was the . he checks i fire off another 3/4psb to which he instantly pushes.

i think for a bit and he would have Reraised me preflop with 99 b.c. hes like that and if he has 44 or 55 fugg it. I call. he tables . No love for him on the riv and im robusto. holla. when i left dood had like 20$.


neway profit of like 50. Im prob /hopefully gonna be able to pwn 50nl when i get back.

first session back

@ the 50s

the deck shamdonked lol jk cro cropped the faccken shyyyyyyt out of me.

By that i mean i ran insanely sweet.

hands later.

Going to get drunk and bang jewesses.

TR to follow.

Last nytes session was only about 500 hands and i picked up near 7 buyins







here are two fun hands


pwned........

http://www.pokerhand.org/?854665


I have history with villain in this hand, madrussian, and i can assure you he is quite mad.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?854668


more snow is on the way in NY, miracle snow day on the day back from vacation?

fingers crizzossed.

never left, just diversified my portfolio.

I got fd in the azz today.

didnt get nethin worken.

lost like almost yesterdays profit.

In other news, I confirmed the renting of a balla azz house after prom.

http://pictures.aol.com/galleries/catsk ... xQp5Fd3Ig=

"
The house contains 14 large bedrooms with 7 full bathrooms.

First level: 5 bedrooms and 4 full bathrooms. Living room/ Dining Room with large stone fireplace, separate full size living room with wood burning stove and full kitchen.

Second level: 7 bedrooms and 3 full bathrooms.

Third level: take advantage of the game room complete with foosball, stick hockey, blackjack and texas holdem tables(gonna have more important shyt to do). Two additional
bedrooms.

Basement: kitchen with self cleaning oven, microwave, commercial stand up freezer, commercial ice machine, and commercial kitchen sink. Full size bar complete with 8ft pool table, air hockey,and sound system. Capable of accommodating all of your family and friends, although a bartender is not included! Watch your favorite college and NFL football games on our brand new flat screen
television's. Separate men and women�s bathrooms in the bar area.

Outdoors: enormous heated inground pool with 2200 square foot deck great for entertaining, year round Jacuzzi's (two), and tennis court with basketball hoop. BBQ, and outdoor stereo. Drive-in Movie Theatre located just 1 minute down the road."