I really wish I could edit other people's posts.

p.s. I'm a big flaming homo. Can't wait to spoon with Seb

holy fuck just busted out of my last donkament of the night the $20 rebuy when AK < KJ...fuck me i am ruunning goot!

So I went an played live last night while up here in Indy. $100 tourny 38 players....top 5 got paid. Made it to the final table basically by just sitting back and letting the donks pay me off. Fun hand when we were down to 11 that gave me the chip lead and got us to the final table. Blinds are at 300/600 50 ante. Tight passively ladt UTG makes it 1200 to go. 3 callers to me in the SB, I look down at , and make the call as does the BB. I have like $15k at the time and cover everyone. Flop 66T. I check , BB check UTG shoves for like $8k folds back to me and I over shove......AA no good, nice min raise mam gg. Final Table was pretty standard....as was my luck when we got down to heads up. I have a slight chip lead and raise to $6k at $1k/2k with , villan calls. flop comes down J75, villan check calls my $9k bet. turn 8, villan check min raises my $10k bet, I shove he calls with JT, river is a 9 and pretty well crushes me as I am left with only 10k in chips. So I took 2nd for like $800, kind of meh but whatever. IT was so funny when we got down to the final table (10 players) everyone wanted to do some kind of chop to ensure everyone would get a little something for making it to the final table. They were all so pissed at me when I told them I don't chop, they were like "everyone chops here, you have to chop", I just smiled and said I dont chop sorry. This big buy in th 1 seat then chimes in and says you know you gogin to bust in 10th now cause you didn't want to chop, I jjust nodded and said I will take my chances. Played the cash games for a few hours after the tourny but didnt really get anything going....finished up $2 in like 5 hours of cash game played, tipped that to the dealer as I was leaving, so breakeven poker for me.

Jesus Fucking Christ I can't close out anything.