OK.
DEEP BREATH.
For some reason, moses and his other demi heebs have decided to put this young heeb to a test. To a journy if you will. They were pondering over the standard dinner of black label manishevitz and matzah burgers how much pain I could go through before deciding to unleash a death rampage not seen since the angel of death swept through Egypt pwning them first borns. lol pharoah tutankamenlickmyass, we won that 1 noobsicle.
To start off on this supposedly fine morning I roll out of teh bedz have to get fresh for the grind that school is. I look for my glasses b.c. w/o them im about as competent on the road as old johnny hughes. I keep on looking, and of course by now i'll be late for first period for maybe the 60th time or so(a bit of a conservative estimate). Then my mom yells. "T-rizzle, that bitch azz dawg of yoz got yo shyt. That lil B Rex ripped yo shyt to shreds". No joke. My glasses looked like a ball of iron wool. GG rex(my dog). u got me this time u basterd.
I head to school, nearly avoiding the turtle like soccor moms in there siennas and oddysseys as i floor it. I did this B.c. its a lot more fun to go 3x the speed limit to get to school withen being 30 minutes late when you can't actually see, ya know? I get to school and park my shyt at the first semblance of a parking spot. It was very very very cold today with a high windchill. My long walk to school sucks even more when I find all the doors closed. Apparently, its school policy to make up completly retarded rules and start enforcing them at random times. I am laughed at by some security as I just pound on the door. He points me in the opposite direction to a different wing of the school. I follow a trail of late kids and 1 door is open. But no, we can't just go through. We all must go by this retard with a computer, have him scan our ID card and have a pass printed out with our picture on it. EL OH MO FACKEN EL. This takes like oh another 15 minutes. Its redic. Two entrances at the extremes of the building are open out of maybe 100 of the entire school. If your a single minute late, all of those 98 doors are locked. wow. I hate you.
I get to class and there quietly finishing a pop quiz. I sit down quietly, im used to being late and don't even argue about the new late system which the teachers don't know about. I thankfully do not have to take the quiz. OMG I RUN GOOT. It was on H.W. and come on, no normal person will do such menial tasks at this point in the year.
I then fought through the rest of my classes without glasses. I couldn't see shyt. w.e.
Ship it on home.
Time for more suck outs and pain.
First I fire off some 50nl @ cake poker.
Im otbn with
. UTG who clearly sucks, raises it up to 2. 1 caller. I kick it to 10. UTG calls.
. Not great but against this fool i'll take it. He makes a week feeler bet. I kick it in for the rest of his 60% stack. He thinks for a second, then calls.
He shows
. lol lets get this turn/river over with. We'll I can't remember the turn but the river was a bright clear FU.
. He states in the chat almost sensing the rage brewing inside me, "dood, i had outs".
wow. end me.
I fire up some 25nl no longer content to get it in as a favorite and losing @ 50nl.
Lose a stack with AQH on a Q9h4h flop to a 99. 1 time?. Villain was pretty bad. I led into him, got 3x raised. I estimed his range to include flush draws. I pushed with my lil tad of FE. but w.e.
I played a tad more.
This hand I made a good call. but still. I saw that turn. I knew something was up.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?882989
Here are the only hands I had fun with during the entire day.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?882893
I showed the nut low, b.c. im a gangster.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?882965
nothing makes the image better than an accidental misclik AI oop.
Im not sure what the damage was for the day. But im pretty sure it was near 75. I estimate im up near this amount for the month of march.
The game plan now is to just grind the fuck out of the micros @ ftp and gain trillions in RB.
CLIFFNOTES_
I run less optimally than I would wish. This pertains to poker, and to some extent life.