I just finished playng by far the worst 1/2 heads up player Ive ever seen. Most bad players play a short stack. This guy played full stack at Prima.

His stats are 53 / 33 but 80% of his raises are min raises. He miin raises 2/3 of every hand hes on the button. Every now and then he raises $7 and makes it obvious he has a real hand.

Hes the biggets CS Ive ever seen. I meam he WILL NOT fold ANY pair on the flop or turn. Sometimes he folds the river if you really pound it.

Several times throughout the match he shoved all in as a HUGE overbet on the river. I never had better than middle pair when he did it so I never cared, but I kept typing "LOL" in the chat.

I had $540 and he had $185 when he took a 15 min break.

1st hand after the break he raises $7. I reraise to $22 with [Kd] and he calls. (He never once folded to a pot sized reraise after his min raises either).

Pot $44. Flop [Th][Td]. I bet $44. and he shoves in. This sucks because hes a CS not aggressive....but hes also an idiot so I call.

Turn T
River Q

He has QJ.....LID(YO*@#*#*H#F(&GF

About 10 hands later...he now has $390 and I have $305.

He raises to $7 and I have [Kd] again. Lets do something different. I call. maybe not a good idea this deep but I did it.

Pot $14. Flop [Js][2s]. I lead $12. Ive been leading into him all day and he will call with any piece. He calls.

Pot $38. Turn . I check, He bets $19. I check raise to $95 and BAM! he does what he does best..he calls.

Pot $228. River . I shove $200 or so and he folds. Probably had JT at the very best.


10 hands later.....

I have $440 and he has $264.

He min raises and i call with [6d].

Pot $8. Flop [4c][3c]. I check and he checks behind.
Pot $8. Turn . I check. I normally bet this but didnt this time. He checks behind again.
Pot $8. River . I check. He SHOVES ALL IN FOR $260 into an $8 pot. I double check my hand...and count my money.

76 no good moron. GG...Thanks for the money!