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Postby Johnny Hughes » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:25 am

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Postby Rhound50 » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:49 pm

Wierdest hand I saw. Playing a 5/10 NL game at an Indian Casino in San Diego about 2 years ago, its about 4am and this game has been going since 6pm and bunch of the players have been there since the game started . This young kid we will call him player B has been super agressive and has pretty much been trying to run over the game. He really isnt to good but has gotten lucky and has sucked out a couple times. Player B makes his standard preflop raise which he does every 4 hands, players A calls. Flop is 8 [7s] [3s], player A leads into the raisor, player B smooth calls. Turn is a 7, player A bets again, players B pushs, playerA started the hand short probably about $400. Player A has about 75% of his stack in after his bet and makes the crying call look and calls. He says " I'm just on a draw." Player B says "I have a full house" and proudly turns over J9o. The look on the guys face was priceless, he mumbles "Oh shit I had 87 last hand. He looks really embarrassed, river is an offsuit king. Player A shakes his head shows [6s] [5s] and mucks. Total pot was about $800 and was won by jack high.
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Postby k3nt » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:01 pm

I was going to try to contribute to this thread, but I've never seen anything nearly as cool as those two. Fun stuff. :)
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Postby Schuster » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:14 pm

Probably about four years ago, I was playing a 15/30 game on party with a total live one. It was the live one, a solid player, and I in the pot. I was in the big blind with T7s. A low rag flop gave me a flush draw and I bet, both called. The turn was another low card and it checked around. The river paired the top card and I decided to take a stab, as I figured the live one was just calling with overs or some bad draw and the solid player was calling with the same because the live one was in. The live one called after some thought and the solid player folds. Oops, I got called with ten high. Then the pot is shipped to me. The live one called with the 9 high flush draw, no pair, on the river. Nice.

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Postby Dumb Snowman » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:14 pm

Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby Twelver » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:34 pm

Majestic Star Casino in Gary, IN.

The game is 2/5 but its a $300 max buyin. Still it gets some money on the table after it has ran for a while. Anyway I have about $500 in front of me, villan 1 has about $350 and villan 2 who is the biggest donkey I have ever seen, has us both covered. I get [As] [Js] in MP and make it $20 to go. Villan 1 calls from the Button and Villan 2 calls from the BB. Flop is [4s] [5s] [9c]. Villan 2 checks I lead for $50, Villan 1 makes it a $100, Villan 2 cold calls the $100, back to me I shove for $420 more...Both Call.

Turn [2c], river [Kh]. No one wants to show there hand so I say, A high, and they both muck.

$1350 pot with A high.
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Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

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Postby Johnny Hughes » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:37 pm

A pal of mine drove everybody crazy playing small cards, re-raising before the flop and then being very aggressive.

In Las Vegas, at Binion's, about 8 years or so ago, he got in a big game with all his money and borrowings on the table. He had K,3 versus a dot.com millionaire with A,K
The flop was K,8, 6 rainbow and my pal tries to buy the pot which swells to $350,000.
If he loses the pot, he and his father are bankrupt and owe their small town bank a fortune. He caught a trey on the last card for two pair. Neither hand was very good.

He called another pal who was alseep to tell him he just won a $350K pot and asked him to come down and help him with the money. By the time my friend made it down to the card room, he had $1,000,000 in front of him. I have seen pictures. He had several of those play over boxes filled with hundred dollar bills. it was some kind of record for a cash game back then. I think it is in McManus's book.

The next morning he challenged Johnny Chan to play heads up for $50,000. Another Asian joined them. The Bellagio came to offer him a free room. He went out there to play. He went on to California for a tourney. His money lasted a couple of months. He doesn't play poker anymore.
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Postby Twelver » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:39 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby MBuckler » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:06 pm

got one from tonight at my casino's $1/$2 NL $150 Max buy-in game.

I straddle the BB and get 8 callers i check with [Jd] [3d]
flop comes
[Jh] [Tc] [8c]

SB and BB check, i bet $20 and get 6 callers

turn is a [7c]

checks around, river is [7s] checks around

SB shows 8 high for a pair of 8's, BB mucks, i show my pair of J's and table mucks and i drag a $150ish pot with Top pair no kicker on an ugly *ss board
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Postby JimmyJet » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:45 am

Hardly weird but I have had that set over set over set thing a few months back and it was AAvsKKvsQQ all in three way pot, flop comes QAK!!

I was on KK btw :cry:

The funniest one was just last weekend.

I was in a live tourney with one of my housemates and we registered 5 mins apart from each other to try and get on the same table, which we did. 10 mins into the game, a late comer drops himself down between me and my housemate. He is the epitomy of a table trash talker, telling everyone how they are fish, pretending he's all the regulars best friend, shouting across the room to everyone, ya know just trying to get underneath everyone's skin.

My house mate is SB, and villian is BB, SB raise, BB call him a donk for raising his 28 off suit but calls. Flop of 69Q. My housemate bets out, villian keeps laughing at him, shouting out how he just flopped the nuts but just smooth called him.

Turn is a 7. Again, my housemate fires into him and the villian is really laughing now, saying "you fish, how do you know I didn't just turn the stone cold?"

You can see what an annoying fker this guy is.

He raises him, my flatmate raises back, he shoves, my flatmate calls, river is a K.

Villian flips over 85, for a straight.

My flatmate flips over T8.

I tell you what, you couldn't believe the look on the guys face. That will haunt him forever. Third hand, after giving in all the loud mouth, he's busted.

Absolutely priceless!!
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Postby Johnny Hughes » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:56 pm

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Postby Electrolux » Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:05 pm



This one is up there :-)
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