Will I ever run good? I'm soooo tired of these beats. So tired. Must end.........life.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (5 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG (t1760)
MP (t4955)
Button (t2795)
SB (t2715)
Hero (t1275)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG calls t50, 1 fold, Button calls t50, 1 fold, Hero raises to t400, UTG folds, Button calls t350.

Flop: (t875) , , (2 players)
Hero bets t875 (All-In), Button calls t875.

Turn: (t2625) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2625) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t2625

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah Kd (one pair, kings).
Button has 9h Ks (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: Button wins t2625.

Very standard.

Donk has top pair in donkament.

You really need quads to win a hand in these, did you not know that?

It sucks, you'd love to be sitting behind these clowns as they call the PF raise and tap them on the head and ask if they REALLY think they're anything like ahead with that trash.

What makes me laugh is the limp call, then call of 7 x the BB. Like if your hand was that good genius, why didn't YOU raise?

I have seriously given up on MTT's, they really are for the luck boxes out there....

I mean come on. This is gettin ridiculous. Do I EVER get to win?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (6 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP (t1695)
CO (t1440)
Button (t2015)
SB (t1875)
BB (t3585)
Hero (t2890)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , .
Hero calls t150, MP calls t150, 2 folds, SB raises to t600, 1 fold, Hero calls t450, MP folds.

Flop: (t1500) , , (2 players)
SB bets t1275 (All-In), Hero calls t1275.

Turn: (t4050) Ad (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t4050) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t4050

Results in white below:
Hero has Kh Jc (full house, jacks full of tens).
SB has Ac As (full house, aces full of jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t4050.

Additional witty comment about limping KJo UTG.

Now boys, play nice please. Mommy doesn't want to have to wash your mouths out with soap.