limit doens't count

reallly weird hand but dont really know what happened here final $9 pot (this is $100 buy in) with AA v KK.

Dont people either raise with AA (or KK) preflop, or if they limp attempt to trap and put a bit of money in the pot on the flop/ turn?

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $85.97
CO: $54.70
Button: $131.15
epidemic: $106.65
BB: $26.95

Pre-flop: (5 players) epidemic is SB with
UTG calls, CO calls, Button folds, epidemic folds, epidemic folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($3.5, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($3.5, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, CO checks.

River: ($3.5, 3 players)
BB bets $2, UTG calls, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $9.5
CO balance 60.75 bet 3 collected 9.05 net 6.05 Ac Ah
BB balance 23.95 lost 3 7c Js
UTG balance 82.97 lost 3 Kh Kd

I have another good one for this thread. A couple summers ago at the 2/5 NL at MGM. Seat 1 is really bad, he is so drunk he can barely sit in his seat. Seat 5 is some dude in a business suit, he has been super tight for the 4 or so hours he's been at the table. I dont even remember what was on the board so I'm not even going to bother trying to recreate the hand. On the turn seat 1 checks, seat 2 bets, seat 1 makes a big CR all in. Seat 5 thinks and folds. The dealer goes to collect cards from seat 1 and he doesn't have cards. Seat 1 bet the flop and got called by seat 5 as he did he turned and talked to his buddies who were sitting behind him. He didn't cap his cards, the dealer thought they were mucked so he mucked the hand. The kid had his hands in a way that it looked like he had cards under them. The dealer had no idea what to do since no one had cards. After a couple min the guys agreed to take the bets back and chop the pot. Never seen this one before.

Great story, crap dealer!