Just got through with a marathon of online MTT's (7) lasting 5:45. Each elimination was more disgusting than the last. I'm sure ED will appreciate some of these. The last one is the most ridiculous. 3rd time in a row that somebody called my all-in with 9-high or worse and beat me.
1 - Limit Omaha 8 $5.50 buy-in just for the heck of it. The was one guy at the table that may have been the WORST O8 player I've ever seen in my life. He dominated and had the chip lead when I was eliminated. Finished 70th out of 104.
This is my exit hand:
[[2h][8c][Ah]. God rewards those who play garbage hands in O8. A2 4x for me, 2 on the flop 3 of the 4x.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1100064
2 - NL Hold'em $11 buy-in. Finished 51 out of 279.
Here is the brutal KO punch.
[Jc] all-in preflop vs some dummy who pushed
[6h]. Yup, I woulda cashed if I could win as a 69% favorite. Dealer, Ace on the flop please.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1100100
3 - HORSE $5 buy-in. I dominated the Stud Hi/Lo here. Thank you SS2.
Here's an effin ridiculous hand though where I got fed up and flipped out on this dipshit after the hand:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1100109
Although I never really had a high, how the hell do you call a PFR with
[3h][6d][6s] and another bet on a
[Tc][7s] flop. Then after he hits the gutshot on the river he tells me about some ridiculous flush draw.
Me: what a catch. nh
Jackass: ty but flush draw too
Me: there was a flush draw on the flop?
Me: i need glasses lol didn't see that
Jackass: u need glass to see on the TURN too?
Me: Oh. backdoor flush draw. I didn't see that. Nice call, I apologize.
FUCKING IDIOTS
I actually got to the final table here and finished 2nd out of 60. $63.50 profit.
4 -$11K Gaurranteed $26 buy-in. 250th out of 584
My bad, I just sucked. Couldn't catch a hand and pushed from BB with
[3c] after SB raised me for the 3rd time in a row. He called. ATo is good.
5 - $26 Tolken Turbo $6.50 buy-in. I just played this because it was there and put myself through this:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1100131 68% favorite
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1100135 58% favorite
Can I win a hand where I'm ahead in an MTT please????
6 - $19K Gaurranteed $26 buy-in. I cashed because i went completely card dead in the half hour before the bubble. Then finally found myself all-in with 99 in SB vs BB confrontation. Lose to J8. Jack on the river please.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1100153 2-1 favorite
CAN I GET MY MONEY IN AS A FAVORITE AND WIN????
I profited $10.11 after finishing 134 out of 1003.
4x ALL-IN as a favorite tonight (and that's only hold'em) and
ZERO wins.
7 - $26K Gaurranteed $26 buy-in. This one's for ED.
WHAT A CALL WITH 6 HI
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1100162
That's the 3rd time in a row that some schmuck has done that to me and won the hand. What am I pushing with there? 54????
O for 5 tonight getting all-in as a favorite!!!