by TightWad » Sat May 21, 2005 5:24 pm
Alright, ya fucking mothafuckin fuck-heads, it's time to get back to this motha-fuckin journal in my typical smooth, laid back fuckin fashion, al-fuckin-right?
It appears that it's been about two weeks since I've made any sort of fucking update to this bitch, so I guess we have some catchin up to do!
First off, I'd like to mention that the last month or so has been an ongoing struggle to avoid having to return to the dreaded 19th circle of hades, i.e. the gas station. My results really haven't been too bad, nor has my play...the problem is my work ethic. My back's against the wall, and yet I'm seeming to have a lotta trouble going into clutch mode. I really need to book a ton of hours to stay afloat, and yet I wind up banging out like 2-5 hours per day. That ain't gonna cut it, fuck-muffins.
How the fucking fuck did I get in this awful state!!!? I already know the answer to that question, so don't be a smart-ass. About a month and a half ago, my bankroll was at about 4500 and I was rockin out at the 5-10 tables...now my bankroll's at about 1400 and I'm stretchin it thin to hit up the 3-6's. Do I wanna play 3-6 with a little over 200 BB's? FUCK NO, YOU STUPID FUCKIN BIATCH! But I'm kinda forced to.
What really hurts is that my bankroll would be at about 2200 right now if I didn't have to make an $800 withdrawl the other day to pay for a god-damned clutch for my god-damned ass-fucking shit-mongering car.
Look, the point is that I'm kinda rambling free-verse stream-of-consciousness style right now.
Reason being that I played a good-times $45 live tourney today at the local bar. I acquitted myself rather pathetically, though I did knock out one fuckhead with a beautiful A-high river call-down. After that, it all went to shit. But at least I drank a whole lotta gin. For free. Honestly, I probably earned back about half my entrance fee in gin.
Sadly, it wasn't very good gin.
But it was free, which is better than good.
Anyway, I'm about to come to the point of this post, which is that...
Ahhhh, fuck it.
EDIT : From now on, I'm gonna post my current limit, along with the current state of my bankroll at the bottom of my posts. I've seen a few others do this, and it seems like a good way to keep myself honest. So here goes:
Currently playing : 3-6 LHE
Current bankroll : $1419
-TW