So against my better judgment, I have begun playing downtown in their 1/2NL no cap game... I had assumed that since downtown is basically Satans dingleberry, that the players there would be a. awful, but more importantly b. broke as fuck... Well apparently I was half right, and while they're about as good as Seb is at picking up women, they seem to be using all the money they save sleeping in $3/night dives and .99c buffets at the table... They are SUPER loose and they are all either superaggros or super calling stations...

So I sit down w/ a buddy of mine and get into an apparent pissing match w/ the local asian who thinks he can just buy more money than the rest of the table and be good... He's sitting on one stack of red and some bills underneath that I can't count... So I ask him innocently enough, "How much you sitting on there"... He looks right at me, fans his cash out, says "$1200 and I have more in my wallet where that came from" like I was questioning whether he had 3 balls or something... He started acting like a real dick, so I just pulled out another $600 (I had started w/ 500 and made one) and told him I wanted to see how much he was gonna have to pull outta the wallet... He apparently hates me...

PS... NOW HE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATES ME...

This is about 5 minutes after the QQ hand... He raises to $22 (~$700ish) folds to me, I tell him "I'll let you get some of your money back" and call in LP w/ ... I cover now obv...

Flop ... He looks at me like he wants to eat my children and leads $50... I...?

Also, lets say I called (since I did)... Turn and he leads $50 again... I???

raises to $22 in a 1/2 game? lol just treat it as a 2/5 game now.

flop call is stupid in regards to your stack sizes, this isn't LHE

turn he is weak, $200 to go sir.


Any reads besides him wanting pearl harbor #2 on your apartment?

ummmmmm I see you've not much experience w crazy Asians, but I would raise to $500 on the flop

I don't mind the flop call...I escalate the turn when a non straight/flush card hits...raise the turn, 250 sounds good and get it all in.

why wouldnt you crai on the river if you knew he was gonna bet?

cuz he's a wuss now that he isn't drunk?