Swedish site isn't up for some reason, so I decided to grind the micros with the pathetic $13 I have left at Party.

I play 4 hands.

AK in LP, a raise and some callers, I just push it. Everyone folds except BB cold calls my push with 33. His pair holds up.

I raise in LP with TT. UTG limp/calls. Flop comes Qxx. He bloick bets, I raise big. He calls. Hmm. Turn is a brick, he minibets again, I raise again, he calls. River is a 7, he pushes his last chips in, I call. He has 77.

Fine! So you're gonna call with anything, ok!!

I get AA in EP, UTG limp/calls my raise. Flop KKx, check/check, turn is the Ace. He check/folds to my bet. FFS...

I limp 75s OTB after the whole table. Flop comes 346 with two inb my suit. So I have the nut straight with a flush and straight flush draw. Nice. BB bets small, two callers. I push. Everyone folds. Come on!! You know you're supposed to call here!!

AKs, I push preflop, everyone folds.

KK in the BB. EP raises, MP calls. Yeehaw! I push and both call instantly. EP has AJo and flops and Ace. GG.

So I got called three times. Was a counflip once, 70/30 once and 95/5 once. Lost all of them. I'm taking my chips and going back to Sweden!!

Actually.. it's too bothersome to cashout. I'm taking my chips and dumping them on a $25 table!!