K, so since im pretty good at reading between the lines/interpreting tyrannics stories, here goes:

So tyrannic is walkin along, hurrying his ass up because god knows, its fucking shabbas, and if he gets caught still in school before the sun goes down, he will be forbidden to drive the mercedes he got for his barmitzfahchaseigheilodanaiAuschwitzFTWsfscha (thats the real hebrew word for barmitzfah in case u dint know) home because jooze arent alowed to operate machinery after sundown on chabbas. And obv no one in his family could come get him, and so he'd basically be stuck in teh ghetto till the next day, so the situation was dire obviously. Basically, life or microholocaust...

So hes inna huge hurry, (and yes he had his cokebottle glasses on @ time) and sees this black dood extend what he thinks is a hood-shake to him. Now even though he hasnt had a black friend since preschool, since he thinks they all look the same, he was like 'meh, mayB this iz my ol buddy frum back in teh diz that i stopped talkin to cause teh parents made me...maybe ill just doit, cant hurt right? Ill just make sure to wash my hands lyke 12 times after, and confess to teh rabbi that i touched a Schwarza (black person in heebrew), and itll all be fine'

Unfortunately for our hero, this dood was just pwning him in front of his girlfriend. However since hes an uncoordinated whitey, the whiffed hoodshake caused our hero to lose his balance, and he fell right on his face in the hall in front of everyone, calculus books, AP study materials, a copy of the talmud, and all his special kosher lunchables containing matzo instead of crackers, flying in all directions. As the assembled multitudes started uproaring with laughter, he picked himself up and thought to himself

"w.e. theze mizors be ghey, imma goto cornell cause im teh tyteness and im mad hood, n.e.way no matter what theze bitchez thinkz"... And as he walked out to the parking lot, he laughed on the inside (for safety).

Dude... MK..... TW just said that he cant whine about BB period.... and that aim counts.........

GG Ty.

Eh, not a big deal, willing to overlook the lapse / call it a misunderstanding.

BUT

I said on May 30th that the terms of the bet were no complaining/mentioning "anywhere. at all." Just trying to make it clear that heeby is full of shit when he says I added the AIM terms after June started.

Anyways, good luck tyr.

-TW

June.

I lost 550$ today.

I got my money in well.

That is all.

In an x-post from a bbv poster on the subject of fish.

This is a common nit/tag strategy:

A. Play standard nitty/taggy style. Do absolutely nothing creative for hours.
B. When this becomes too boring, figure out the most ridiculous, incorrect, horribly fishy way to play a hand that even a 84/38/5 would be shocked by.
C. Execute B. in a manner that absolutely 100% guarantees you will get to showdown and that all of the money goes in when you are drawing to 3 outs or less.
D. Suckout
E. ....
F. Profit
G. Repeat

Seriously at least once a day I get a hand like this against a 16/13/3 mega-nit and I'm almost positive I have never won.