by MecosKing » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:15 pm
K, so since im pretty good at reading between the lines/interpreting tyrannics stories, here goes:
So tyrannic is walkin along, hurrying his ass up because god knows, its fucking shabbas, and if he gets caught still in school before the sun goes down, he will be forbidden to drive the mercedes he got for his barmitzfahchaseigheilodanaiAuschwitzFTWsfscha (thats the real hebrew word for barmitzfah in case u dint know) home because jooze arent alowed to operate machinery after sundown on chabbas. And obv no one in his family could come get him, and so he'd basically be stuck in teh ghetto till the next day, so the situation was dire obviously. Basically, life or microholocaust...
So hes inna huge hurry, (and yes he had his cokebottle glasses on @ time) and sees this black dood extend what he thinks is a hood-shake to him. Now even though he hasnt had a black friend since preschool, since he thinks they all look the same, he was like 'meh, mayB this iz my ol buddy frum back in teh diz that i stopped talkin to cause teh parents made me...maybe ill just doit, cant hurt right? Ill just make sure to wash my hands lyke 12 times after, and confess to teh rabbi that i touched a Schwarza (black person in heebrew), and itll all be fine'
Unfortunately for our hero, this dood was just pwning him in front of his girlfriend. However since hes an uncoordinated whitey, the whiffed hoodshake caused our hero to lose his balance, and he fell right on his face in the hall in front of everyone, calculus books, AP study materials, a copy of the talmud, and all his special kosher lunchables containing matzo instead of crackers, flying in all directions. As the assembled multitudes started uproaring with laughter, he picked himself up and thought to himself
"w.e. theze mizors be ghey, imma goto cornell cause im teh tyteness and im mad hood, n.e.way no matter what theze bitchez thinkz"... And as he walked out to the parking lot, he laughed on the inside (for safety).
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck