Even the Caker multi-tablers are AWFUL!!! I had this donkey Matador ship me two big pots. He had the audacity to call me a fish after both hands.

The hands?
K7s, I isolate since he seems to be a weak player and the blinds weren't loose. (He had TT)
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

J9o, freebie in BB. Plays itself out. (He had 66)
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

TheMatador: nc fishie
EscPlan9: good call again buddy
EscPlan9: i like your money
TheMatador: should
TheMatador: Probably hard for you to make it usually huh donk
TheMatador: lol
EscPlan9: plenty of players like you pay me
TheMatador: sure
EscPlan9: look at my stacks on the other tables
EscPlan9: i seem to be up a bit more than you
TheMatador: To donk suckouts
EscPlan9: lets see... ahead on flop both times
TheMatador: Not hard
EscPlan9: and you called to riv
TheMatador: lol
TheMatador: Ahead on flop
EscPlan9: yep
EscPlan9: post-flop is where the moneys at
TheMatador: u idiot
EscPlan9: haha okay i'm through trying to defend myself to you
EscPlan9: think what you will

Seriously, wtf are you doing? The correct answer is: Who won?, They were sooted, Any two can win, or You have to gamble to win.

haha you're right
I usually stay quiet the whole time, occasionally saying "ty" if someone says NH. I felt like jabbing at the guy a bit.

LOL @ The Matador...He is quite teh biznatch indeed... He'll whine if you 'suckout' on his TPNK with your OESFD, and when his naked FD fails to come in against your set, he'll also say your lucky....The guys a class 1 douchenozzle...

Seriously tho, if your gonna fug withim, do it right FFS...i mean legitly defending your play? LOL @ You.. How bout sayin your gonna go get 100 BJ's from his mom with the money you won from stealing his blind...or makin references to his gay uncle who buttraped him while he was in his crib...or something,anything besides 'i played my hand properly, and sklansky would agree with me, so nyanyanyanyanya!' ... Poofter...

amusing, but hardly insulting. I want something that is more plausible... like saying "hey, this is taking forever to get all your money. can you just transfer me the rest of your money now? same outcome, right?"

I love having players calling me names because 99% of the time its as I'm stacking their chips. I think I am possibly the only person to ever be called a donkfish, a lot of people have been called donkey or fish but I believe I am the one and only donkfish.

Seriously you can do better with the insults.

a couple of my favs

"Awww someone has stack envy, are you asain"
"Sir you know you could just send me your ATM card and PIN it would save us on this pesky rake."
"Sorry what was that? I was busy stacking all these chips"
"Your chips look nice in my stack, thanks for the donation"

Also the sarcasm route is a lot of fun and pisses people off really well.
"Sorry sir I am a bad player."
"This is my first time playing holdem was that a good hand"
"Sorry should I have <not gone all in > I usually play limit"
"But they were sooooooooted"

"Sorry what was that? I was busy stacking all these chips"

I use variations of that ALL the time in SNGs.

LOLCAKEAMENTS?

http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMfExMQ%3d

note the hand that mizor decided to limp in with...

cakeaments,..

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND..apparently vegans hate takin bad beats as much as the rest of us....

EscapePlan9 (3:06:02 AM): REAMING JOB HUNTING GAY ASS POODLIN
Mekos King (3:06:08 AM): lol
EscapePlan9 (3:06:10 AM): N***ER KYKIN DICKLESS CHOPPING
NSFW DROQQA-----------------------^

who knew.....?

I only have 2 responses to being called a 'fish'.

One is 'yep, and I'll buy a new filter for my tank with your money, thanks' . That's my usual one.

The other one (used rarely if I'm about to log or if I'm trying to get the table scared of me) is 'I guess that's why I'm $20,000 up then'