The ramblings of a retired poker pro
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by MecosKing » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:50 pm
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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by Twelver » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:26 pm
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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by GodlikeRoy » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:41 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:36 am
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:09 am
Poker is fucking stupid
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by black_knight6 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:16 am
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:24 am
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:05 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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GodlikeRoy - Posts: 7430
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:15 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:18 pm
PokerStars Game #10432591888: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/06/14 - 14:15:25 (ET)
Table 'Antiphos IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: GodlikeRoy ($405 in chips)
Seat 3: rijeka ($67.95 in chips)
Seat 4: mgoran ($108 in chips)
Seat 6: mdom ($392.65 in chips)
risikoos57 will be allowed to play after the button
rijeka: posts small blind $1
mgoran: posts big blind $2
jluu25: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GodlikeRoy [5c Ad]
mdom: raises $6 to $8
GodlikeRoy: raises $18 to $26
rijeka: folds
mgoran: calls $24
mdom: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [Ac Qh 2c]
mgoran: checks
mdom: checks
GodlikeRoy: checks
*** TURN *** [Ac Qh 2c]![[6s]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/6s.gif "The Six of Spades")
mgoran: checks
mdom: bets $54
GodlikeRoy: calls $54
mgoran: folds
*** RIVER *** [Ac Qh 2c 6s]![[7d]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/7d.gif "The Seven of Diamonds")
mdom: bets $114
GodlikeRoy: calls $114
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mdom: shows [7s 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
GodlikeRoy: mucks hand
mdom collected $413 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $415 | Rake $2
Board [Ac Qh 2c 6s 7d]
Seat 1: GodlikeRoy (button) mucked [5c Ad]
Seat 3: rijeka (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mgoran (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: mdom showed [7s 7h] and won ($413) with three of a kind, Sevens
SUICIDE IS ABOUT NOW
Table 'Antiphos IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: GodlikeRoy ($405 in chips)
Seat 3: rijeka ($67.95 in chips)
Seat 4: mgoran ($108 in chips)
Seat 6: mdom ($392.65 in chips)
risikoos57 will be allowed to play after the button
rijeka: posts small blind $1
mgoran: posts big blind $2
jluu25: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GodlikeRoy [5c Ad]
mdom: raises $6 to $8
GodlikeRoy: raises $18 to $26
rijeka: folds
mgoran: calls $24
mdom: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [Ac Qh 2c]
mgoran: checks
mdom: checks
GodlikeRoy: checks
*** TURN *** [Ac Qh 2c]
mgoran: checks
mdom: bets $54
GodlikeRoy: calls $54
mgoran: folds
*** RIVER *** [Ac Qh 2c 6s]
mdom: bets $114
GodlikeRoy: calls $114
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mdom: shows [7s 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
GodlikeRoy: mucks hand
mdom collected $413 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $415 | Rake $2
Board [Ac Qh 2c 6s 7d]
Seat 1: GodlikeRoy (button) mucked [5c Ad]
Seat 3: rijeka (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mgoran (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: mdom showed [7s 7h] and won ($413) with three of a kind, Sevens
SUICIDE IS ABOUT NOW
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:26 pm
GG, GL and GN.
I quit poker.
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:29 pm
MTD:
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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GodlikeRoy - Posts: 7430
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:31 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by emmasdad » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:35 pm
Glad we could be there for you in your time of need:
[11:28] <tommyhawk> you gotta play the 150 seat tommorow roy
[11:28] <MacAnthony> didn't know that
[11:28] <tommyhawk> sunday sorry
[11:28] <emmasdad> ugh. i was gonna play that
[11:28] <emmasdad> and the one at full tilt
[11:28] <MacAnthony> pokerroom used to do that, but I didn't realize other sites did it too
[11:28] <emmasdad> but not now
[11:29] <emmasdad> roy is too young to play those
[11:29] <emmasdad> b/c in the USA you have to be 21 yrs old to breathe
[11:29] <emmasdad> in fact
[11:29] <tommyhawk> oh I forgot
[11:29] <emmasdad> roy is still suceptable to a 57th tri-mester abortion if his parents so choose
[11:30] <emmasdad> which would solve the suicide problem obv.
[11:32] <GodlikeRoy> i would welcome that abortion
[11:28] <tommyhawk> you gotta play the 150 seat tommorow roy
[11:28] <MacAnthony> didn't know that
[11:28] <tommyhawk> sunday sorry
[11:28] <emmasdad> ugh. i was gonna play that
[11:28] <emmasdad> and the one at full tilt
[11:28] <MacAnthony> pokerroom used to do that, but I didn't realize other sites did it too
[11:28] <emmasdad> but not now
[11:29] <emmasdad> roy is too young to play those
[11:29] <emmasdad> b/c in the USA you have to be 21 yrs old to breathe
[11:29] <emmasdad> in fact
[11:29] <tommyhawk> oh I forgot
[11:29] <emmasdad> roy is still suceptable to a 57th tri-mester abortion if his parents so choose
[11:30] <emmasdad> which would solve the suicide problem obv.
[11:32] <GodlikeRoy> i would welcome that abortion
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by GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:36 pm
![[h]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/hearts.gif "Hearts")
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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