Im at MGM $2/$5 NL. The table is one of the juciest Ive ever seen. There are 2 deep action players on my right, another very strong and very deep player on my direct right and the rest of the table is mediocre.

A new guy sits down in the 3 seat. Im in the 7 seat. Hes about 50. He has a cigar in his mouth (unlit of course), and appears to be an overall dickweed. He apparently thinsk he can run over the table. He keeps making big raises OOP from the blinds when there are multiple limpers. Its working so far, but hes stupid. He raises big, bets the flop and then overbet shoves the turn almost every time. Ive seen QQ and A7 so far, but hes made these raises about 5 times. I havent been on one of the pots yet.

Theres a straddle, a limper, I limp AK because I dont want to play a monster pot in this spot. The limper and straddler are very deep and are going to call even if I make it $50. Im trying to play smaller pots against them because they will bluff raise.

Anyway, there is another limper and then Cigar man jacks it to $65 from the SB. Im the only caller.

Pot $160 ish. Flop KKT. . He bets $65. I call.
Pot $290. I didnt even look at the turn. I was staring at him and he shoved $420 all in. I glanced back aty the turn to make sure it wasnt a broadway card and it wasnt so I beat him into the pot. He had 55 and Im stacking his chips.

Next round around the table. I limp AJ in MP. 2 more limpers and he makes it $25 this time from the SB. I call, another call and then I look over and hes showing his neighbor (who has limped and is about to call the raise) his cards. They are friends. Obviously I call him out and say i want the floor and his hand should be declared dead. Cigar man them exposes his cards to the whole table. He has QQ.

The floor comes over and gets the story and decides that his hand is live and we should play out the hand. His friends $25 is in the pot already and it stays since we all know he has QQ. Im not sure if that ruling is correct, but I think I can outplkay him when I know his hand so whatever.

Flop comes Jxx and this shit for brains shoves all in for $500 or so. I tell him its the stupidest bet Ive ever seen and the table cracks up laughing. Obviously Im calling if I can beat QQ and folding if I cant. We all fold and he takes it down. The floor warns us both about being rude...blah blah blah Id like to know if his hand should be dead because if it is,I wouldve won that pot.

A few mins go by.....now to the hand.

A few limpers including cigar man. I complete with [9d] in the SB.

Pot $30. Flop [9c][7c]. I bet $25. 2 callers and then cigar man raises to $100. I call. Another guy calls but is all in for like $50. The other dude folds.

Pot $275. Turn . I check and he shoves for $660. Who calls?

I wont say what I did yet, but will say that after the hand, he was kicked out of MGM. I'll explain later after I get some responses.

i don't get it. how can you even ask that question?

if he was kicked out, he musta had 10 8 and when you rivered your boat, he went insane.

Phil Hellmuth patented insta-shove.